One Broke Girl

Necessities: school, work, and friends

Nice to haves: food and sleep

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

How do you know when you've crossed over from thick to chubby? Or are they the same thing? #freshman15

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

It's so hot, that heat stroke is more common than Bieber Fever. #campcounselor #it'ssohot

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

That is not a diamond, that is a rhinestone. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY GET THE TWO CONFUSED??

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

Why wash your car, when rain is in the 10-day forecast?

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

When 1 is clipping pictures of blonde models for fashion inspiration, 1 must be careful not to clip pictures of Taylor Swift. #notmystyle

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

I buy jeans in the winter and cut them into shorts in the summer. #notproud

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

I should take my own advice #tmlt

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

Being in a relationship is the most cost effective thing a person can do!

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

Some days, you just have to curl up in your bed and watch @girlsHBO until the sun sets.

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

Also, I would have all the money in the world. #tmlt

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

If I was a rich girl, I too would have cool stories about the tropical places I visit EVERY vacation. #nanananana

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

Laptop as a present: great! :-) Using said laptop for work and summer assignments: less great.

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

@Abercrombie I've got exactly 99 followers, but the Fitch ain't one!

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

Frozen fruit keeps my wallet fat and my tummy flat!

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

When you try to style long, grown-out bangs, it kinda looks like you gave yourself a razored-in scene hair cut...

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

Why can't I get paid for the amount of time my mind is occupied with work? #neverending

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

A calzone is just a pizza with an exorbitant amount of crust!

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

1.work out until you're absolutely DISGUSTING 2.drive around with your windows down 3.SCREAM along to your favorite song #CheaperThanDrugs

[One Broke Girl @One_BrokeGirl]

Girls, buy some gradual tanning lotion and move on! Tanning beds are #Expensive #TimeConsuming #CANCER