NoYouCantPetTheDog

Husband, musician, mid-level government functionary, blind guy. Lover of food, hater of vegetables.

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

@PearlJam @PJRadio @SIRIUSXM No, but I have dreamed quite extensively of being the new drummer.

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

@capitalweather Going to Italy next week, planning on a nice fall vacation, and it’s going to be 85. Not pleased.

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@drewmagary May I also offer Snowbound, by Genesis. https://t.co/js73Z7h0I6

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

@drewmagary Especially fucked up when it was god damn 68 yesterday.

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@BobbyBigWheel https://t.co/opMzdpRLBp

[Jordan Zevon @JordanZevon]

Have you voted today? Daily vote. Just enter your email. Badabing! https://t.co/LBYSEUzWrf

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

@houtz Also…Warren Zevon. 👍🏻👍🏻

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@DanielOyefusi Also quoting Warren Zevon. 👍🏻👍🏻

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

This is a truly remarkable and infuriating piece.

[Defector @DefectorMedia]

A student-debt researcher fucks me up with America's broken promises: https://t.co/KmpKrtJkhR

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

Got super excited when I learned that the neighbors I can’t stand are putting their house on the market next week!

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Ok, which lineman hurt Chris Grier as a child? This is god damn ridiculous.

[Barry Jackson @flasportsbuzz]

Even though Dolphins and La'el Collins camp have been in contact, I'm told that Bengals have been more aggressive, and Cincy is where he's visiting. Sigh.

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

@drewmagary My wife’s boss uses the 😂 emoji but for some reason thinks it’s sad crying. So she sent a text that said “my mom is in the hospital, 😂😂😂,” and my wife and I were like what the fuck?

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

@EmmaMAshford @capitalweather Same for us in south Reston. Wasn’t sure if it was thunder or an explosion.

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

@drewmagary As a blind guy, I use this one whenever my wife runs into something.

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@Lubchansky

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@Steven_Hyden @TropicaliJaye @genesis_band We’ve been debating whether seeing them in DC and Philly is enough, or should we go completely nuts and go to the show at MSG also!

[Food & DINK @FoodAndDINK]

I just went to an honest-to-god retail establishment. I browsed, I bought random crap. Shit was crazy!

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

Also me after shot 2!

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

Me after Moderna shot 2.

[NoYouCantPetTheDog @One_I_Monster]

I’ve basically been doing this for the last year.

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

A Dutch inventor is testing a new method for screening for COVID-19. It requires having a person walk into an air-locked cabin and screaming. https://t.co/WjRNvv0n88