Persistent Panda

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

We didnt win against German. I think that if I was allowed to play on the team we would have done better but I am a panda so who knows.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I have also never heard of any good panda diets so I'm probably supposed to be kinda chubby.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I am very self conscious about my weight, but I think that panda bears are supposed to be chubby so it's okay.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

One time I pooted and it really scared me. Sometimes I get scared but I don't think pandas are supposed to be brave so it's okay.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

Trying to decide what to eat for dinner. I am a panda bear and not a human so I will probably just eat bamboo. That's okay though.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I am a regular panda bear. Nothing more. Nothing less.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I would be good on the bachelorette. Andi would probably really like how fuzzy I am. But I am a panda bear and not a bachelor so who knows.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I like being a panda bear. I don't think I would like being a tree. Or maybe I would. I am not sure.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant. I really like milk. Or at least I think I do. I am a panda bear and not a human so I've never had milk.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I think I will play some playstation today. My thumbs are on the wrong side of my paw though because I am a panda so I don't know if I can.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

Sometimes my fur gets itchy because I roll around in the grass so much. But I think that's what pandas are supposed to do so it's okay.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I think that the best part of a Saturday is not having to do anything all day. But I am a panda so really it's like every other day for me.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I think I will watch cartoons today. Or maybe not. I am not a human so I don't have a tv.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

Godzilla was pretty good but there weren't enough panda bears in it. I am a panda and not a director so I could be wrong.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

Sometimes I look at stars at night and think "what is the meaning for life?" and then I get distracted by bamboo because I am a panda.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I really want to see the new Godzilla movie. I don't think they let pandas inside movie theaters though. That is not very fair.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

What if pandas were able to fly. That would be pretty cool. That probably won't happen though.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

I think I would look really nice in a hat. I don't know for sure though. I don't think pandas are supposed to wear hats.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

One time I mistook a snake for a bamboo stick. That was a bad day.

[Persistent Panda @One_Pandabear]

If I was on an elevator with Solange we would cuddle. But I am a panda and not Jay Z so who knows.