One

[One @One_theGreatest]

Born to be a hoe, forced by god to know the blinding light of feminism

[One @One_theGreatest]

God is in Logan New Mexico

[One @One_theGreatest]

They killed Jesus cuz they was capitalist

[One @One_theGreatest]

I heard they fujoshing out over Gus Fring

[One @One_theGreatest]

“Getting old seems amenable, might be status quo bias though

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced them that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

If your friends aren't talking about:

• Being
• Being in the world
• Being with
• Being toward death
• Being of beings
• Beingness
• Beyng

It's time to find new friends.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

Now would be an ideal time to send Greenland the sale paperwork.

You know, because of the implication.

[Deniz Camp @DenizCamp]

Awful day.

[Deniz Camp @DenizCamp]

Not required, but you'll get more out of it if you read it.

[One @One_theGreatest]

Hot take, Ozymandias is nowhere close to a perfect episode and never deserved the 10/10

[Strain3r @Strain3r]

Winston from Overwatch

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

tried to watch jujutsu kaisen. it was okay. frankly they already made bleach like twenty years ago

[deedae @senlevanter]

Stack A bro they won't go B 2 times in a row
Stack A bro they won't go B 5 times in a row
Stack A bro they won't go B 10 times in a row
Stack A bro they won't go B 15 times in a row
Stack A bro they won't go B 38 times in a row

[harlan zellison @maddyferg]

if I didn't know about spiderman I would just kill and kill and kill

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Caves must be full