Littleblackjellybean

hello there! my full name is Vlad The Impaler Of Mice, but my friends call me Vlad. Follow me on Instagram @littleblackjellybean

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

Nope! But you can probably skip your next dentist cleaning. 🤣😜😘 🐶 🍪

[Bill Moseley @choptopmoseley]

Just ate what I thought was a cookie piece in a ziplock bag- it was a f*ckin’ dog biscuit. Am I gonna die?!

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

@saylahachey I hope you have a Strong Support group. Even so, I’m only a tweet away. 😘❤️‍🩹

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

What a stupid little…

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Lookit this huffy, hangry little turtle yelling at kids. How the fuck is this guy in charge of a STATE?

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

@WipeHomophobia @choptopmoseley So it’s a virgin?

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

I was todays years old when I learned this… https://t.co/GlmHYmvR6M

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I don’t think enough Americans realize how fortunate we are that President Biden is in the White House.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Brainwashed people always think everyone *else* has been brainwashed.

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

This man is just as ridiculous as the Wizard of OZ only he’s not at all helpful in any way.

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

@OfficialKat I just finished binging both seasons of #Dollface and I’m so torn. It’s so deep but in a light way. I loved it and love you! Can’t wait to see washy shenanigans you ask get into next. Maybe Jules could give us a Kat’s eyeliner tutorial. 😻👀💕

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

We’ve been at war for two years. A war against a virus. And from the very beginning, way too many Americans these past two years have been unwilling to do their part to help their country win the war.

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

That is one of my worst fears.

[Amazon @amazon]

Wouldn't it be great if Alexa could read your mind? No. No it wouldn't. @alexa99 #AlexaMindReader

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

This would depend on one’s perspective of ‘dark’. I’d have to go with Last House On The Left. I hope everyone who has seen it would agree but I know some won’t. 🤷‍♀️ #toeachtheirown

[Chels🦇 @chelsiewrath]

What are some of the darkest movies you’ve ever seen?

[Littleblackjellybean @OneandOnlyVlad]

If you’re asking me if life is too short to sweat the small shit, then my answer is yes! #YOLO #dontworrybehappy

[Bill Moseley @choptopmoseley]

Does death make life’s struggles meaningless?

[Andrea @lightmoonstone]

. @SinaiHealth , I’d like to bring your attention to your rude receptionist Hana, who told me my call was a “waste of her time” & said “thank you for the compliment” when I told her she was being rude. I would hate for someone else to be talked to in such a disrespectful manner

[The Drake 🏴‍☠️⭕️ @ifyou_seekaye]

@GeorgeTakei

[David Harshman @godzfirefly]

@joncoopertweets I always have mixed feelings about that kind of news. The guy clearly needs punished. But, is the solution to make him unemployable? The thought of anyone trapped in a situation where they can't make enough money to live leaves a lump in my stomach. So, I don't know.

[DobyRaider Javid Shah 🙏 🏴‍☠️🇩🇪🇺🇸🇮🇱 @DobyRaider]

@joncoopertweets @raiderdawg73 My heart says “he deserves it”, my brain says that I do not want my employer looking into what I do or say outside of work. What’s next-employers looking on social media to seek out employees who are not politically or otherwise aligned with the company? A slippery slope indeed!

[the confounding variable @confndngvarible]

@joncoopertweets Pretty damn nervous..was he on the job? Was he representing his employer, where does this fit on his performance evaluation??? Its boorish, and inexcusable but does it have any impact on his job performance?