Jade $tar

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

AMERICA YOU IMPEACHED A PRESIDENT FOR HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A WOMAN... BUT YOU WON'T IMPEACHE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT FOR HAVING NON-CONSENSUAL SEX WITH CHILDREN... MULTIPLE CHILDREN 🤬😠 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA 🤬😠😡

[7rq @gloccnim]

u will be overpaid and underworked

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Jesse_west @Jesse_westyy]

Devil 👿 don’t fuck with me. Go back to sender.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE WAY HE SMILED BEFORE CRASHING OUT HAS ME IN TEARS LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.

[ten @tenfescue]

they dont tell u that once ur introduced to spider-man at the ripe age of 4 years old he becomes an integral part of you till you die

[Casper @casper_smc]

This just might be the hardest tweet ever posted

[. @Carlosgramosc]

yo cuando tengo flashbacks de las tonterías que hice por amor

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles

[hunter @3gpmh]

gay allegations are the price i pay as a man for having nuance and layers to my personality

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

No criminal would’ve escaped me that night, you’re catching an upper cut just for jaywalking

[Brujo 𓆰⏾𓆪 @FerMPalazzo]

nah if i found out the last thing any of my brothers saw while being tortured to death was a vent and it was all they could say to me because their brain was cooked by the same people doing the same thing to me now i would also want to murder them all

[. @Dboysback65]

A woman telling you that she’s your first bad bitch is so disrespectful, lmao cause no tf your not 😭

[𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢 ᴬˡᵉˣᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵖⁱˡˡᵉᵈ☽☾ @levimaxiandr]

This isn't even a romantic gesture. This is a lonely person telling another lonely person that they'll be there for them

[TALIBANDS @TaliWick]

allat innocent shit is out the window if I can google u n erome pop up

[X @Xouy17]

Yall be caring about being judged by the most regular lame ass humans on earth Imao.