Paco Medina

Mostly void, partially stars

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

@even_steven8tht Unfortunately he probably lacks the teeny pp and inflated ego they train into cops nowadays

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

@TinaNarvaezJr HOLY THIGHS!!! AAOOOOOOGA AAAAOOOOOGAAAA BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK!!! OH BOY IM GONNA IM GONNAAAAA...
appreciate you and the artistic talent of all involved respectfully in this medium that is blossoming and developing beautifully.

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

@GiaPaige Thank! No lie, I was about to give up on pursuing this and just go back into working maintenance. Updated my resume to return into a field I didn't care about but could make more money than I do as a tech at a hospital. Which is what ive been doing. This win is super nice.

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

In other news....I got into the PTA program ive been trying to get into FOR FUCKIN YEEEAAARS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Henya Noises 📛 @henyanoises]

Anime lied to us dayo ಥ﹏ಥ

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

@impmontellem Good shading yo

[PapaMutt || VTuber Dog Dad @ThePapaMutt]

Crelly has something important to tell you all.

(ft @crellythecow, @LaynaLazar, @FroggyLoch, and Maddi but he doesn't use Twitter so lmao)

[冷冷的感覺(れいれい) @cold78422]

I'm just cleaning📛

#Henya #henyart #henyathegenius

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

@impmontellem I feel like im deeply in love with this picture.

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

@impmontellem I hate how viscerally reactive i am to not good breath thanks to trauma. So long eager morning kisses. Take care post bar hopping smooches.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

@impmontellem I was about to share this with you and then realized it was indeed you

[Asgy 🪡🎎 @Manim_Asg]

Season 2 ending will always be in my heart 💕

[Joel Kim @KNTFootball]

🗣️CULERO CULERO CULERO!!

Korean fans mocking the refs by learning new Mexican words taught to us by our Mexican friends last game.

Cultural exchanges. Too funny. 😂😂

Credit - @tuh0n

[Paco Medina @Oneonlypaco]

@ironmouse Yeah yall. She ain't even got a boyfren

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.