Khedive

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[Khedive @OnganyK]

Spare us this year also. Dig about us and put manure on our feet so that we can bear fruit. Thank you LORD for another year

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

The Kisii idea of religion is very interesting

No shrines , no symbols, just praying for God from where you are.

God was called ‘ Enkoro’ and not ‘ Engoro’ are written since the latter means hole.

Enkoro means heart. Kisii believed God was omnipresent and dwelt in your heart

[Khedive @OnganyK]

@Safaricom_Care Can I opt out?

[Khedive @OnganyK]

@Safaricom_Care why do I keep getting this?

[Khedive @OnganyK]

@Safaricom_Care AnI opt out?

[Khedive @OnganyK]

@SymonKaguru I love the guok part. We need to end all our replies to politicians with that

[Khedive @OnganyK]

@TeyaKevin "kel tebo" will be our song next season when Man Utd tops the league

[Khedive @OnganyK]

Oya, captain

[Jumuiyan @Jumuiyan]

Duale will run the ministry of health politically mpaka mshangae

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

You people took our elder out of church muende kumpitishia kwa circus.

Surely hii haiwezi kuwa conversation happening kwa Secretariat ya a presidential candidate.

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

With this additional context, Shakira Wafula is wrong for failing to respect due process. The party clearly acted in good faith, and it appears Wafula did not want the accused to have their due process rights. We are a country governed by the rule of law. The candidate is a former head of the Judiciary. We expect due process.

Right now, she can choose to seek justice if the sexual harassment happened or apologise.

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Khedive @OnganyK]

@Kamau266 @MisterAlbie @Kaluluuu I hear he is a priest of the order of St Augustine

[Khedive @OnganyK]

@Kamau266 I hear he is a priest of the order of St Augustine

[Khedive @OnganyK]

Hukuangi sawa

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Nani uyo kwa iyo Kambi Ya Emeritus alitaka kuexperience some Somali nyash not knowing ni a luhya babe from Mumias in NFD regalia.

[Race 🕊️ @multiplanet1]

Elon Musk's first wife once described what it's like to watch him fail.

She said he doesn't react the way normal people react. When a rocket explodes, most people in the room go silent. Some cry. Some start calculating the financial damage.

Musk pulls out his phone and starts making calls. Not emotional calls. Engineering calls. "What failed. When can we fix it. When's the next launch." His voice doesn't change. His face doesn't change. The rocket that just cost $60 million is already in the past. The next one is all that exists.

She said it was the most unsettling thing she'd ever witnessed. Not because he was cold. Because he genuinely wasn't affected. The failure didn't register as failure. It registered as data. An experiment that produced results. Results that inform the next experiment.

This is why he wins. Not because he doesn't fail. He fails more spectacularly than anyone in history. He wins because failure occupies zero psychological space. It enters as data and exits as action.

Most people lose not because they fail but because they spend weeks processing the failure before acting again. Musk spends zero seconds. The gap between failure and next attempt is a phone call.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Sisi Ndio Sifuna.

[KRA Care @KRACare]

Just dial *222*5# to get your PIN back!

#TaxMadeEasy

[Khedive @OnganyK]

A moving man will always meet his luck

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life."

- Steve Jobs

[Khedive @OnganyK]

Those who voted in this regime to the ladt man are now calling those who did not "fools" because the said fools are asking what is wrong with the regime you voted in 3 years ago?

[Profesa Ochieng Odongo @OchiengOdongoKE]

Eti the Spirit of Raila ODINGA has left Winnie and OBURU and settled in some Kitengela based drunkard called Bob NJAGI😭

Hii spirit ya AMOLLO inataka NYAUNYO sasa; we’re tired of begging SPIRITS, it’s only NYAUNYO that will help us CALL THIS SPIRIT TO ORDER 😭

Yani of all the drunken slum dwellers, The Spirit chose BOB? This Spirit did not even see JIRAND JAJ😭

Spirit ketowa gi tich matek sana: Nyaka CHWADI✅

Thank you vere much for your attention to this MATA🍊