Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?🥛
Me: Which one, the black one or the white one?🐄
Interviewer: The black one.
Me: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Me: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them?
Me: Which one, the black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Me: Grass.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Me: Grass.
Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it’s the black one or the white one when the answers are just the same?
Me: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Me: It’s also mine.😂🐄
Good evening.
A reminder before the day ends:
Someone is working on the dream you keep postponing.
Someone is learning the skill you keep delaying.
Someone is taking the risk you’re afraid to take.
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