Enrique Shockwave

All my life I've only had one dream: to achieve my many goals. -
HJ Simpson

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

IN TIMES OF DESPERATION you always go back to 'Who's on first'.

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[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

WTAF

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

@misscalico I had to quit alcohol suddenly in March and my brain is still recalibrating - I'm not suggesting it's perfectly analogous, but it sounds normal that you'd occasionally get cravings and miss those hits (pun sorta intended 😉)

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

@misscalico If it doesn't involve secretly googling the names of bands everyone else seems to be talking about, technically it's not mid-life! But that doesn't make it any less crisisy or sucky for you, I know :( Be kind to yourself & remember: 'this too shall pass'.

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

I'm a day behind with that news, but I imagine the memes are already being prepared.

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

That's fairly cool.

[Blockbuster News @BlockbusterNew]

🎬 Avengers: Infinity War
be shot in #Glasgow #Edinburgh and Highlands next month
#blockbuster #movie #news #Marvel
https://t.co/wTZwu1hnPQ

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

@KennerleyWendy Er, well hopefully!

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

On the radio in the taxi is a heated debate about which was better: Let It Shine or The Voice. Like arguing between cholera and typhoid.

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

Of course I'm starting it off by running late because every car in Leeds is presently in front of us.

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

Perversely I'm quite glad to be getting back to some semblance of routine; it's been a fairly grim fortnight for various reasons.

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

Best friend's dad has died, after only being diagnosed about 3 months ago. Everyone's already said "Fuck 2016" numerous times, but...that.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Watch Carrie Fisher hilariously roast George Lucas at the 2005 AFI tribute https://t.co/gex9b4ABnL

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

Sitting in a room at M&Ds, looking at boxes of old Star Wars toys that were such a huge part of my childhood. This one has really got to me.

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

I HAVE REMOTE-CONTROLLED ELECTRONIC CANDLES. THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER. https://t.co/A7X5zoLXX7

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

On Tuesday I knelt down to retrieve a dropped coin and couldn't get back up using just my legs.… https://t.co/cVMUUm9yZU

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

It's so weird. Everything DID look bigger and more impressive in there. https://t.co/GvI9rd1Mq6

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

Just dropped a coin, went down on one knee to retrieve it; couldn't get back up using my legs alone. This is a bit quicker than anticipated.

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

@badlydrawngal Do you mean the artist or the concept? My entire life is an endless succession of Plan Bs... 😉

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

Ring Road and Butt Lane. Where's Ronnie Barker when you need him? https://t.co/tZ24xbkvLW

[West Leeds Dispatch @WLDispatch]

Looks like two cars have had a bump in junction of Butt Lane and Ring Rd at Farnley, doesn't look serious but there are slight delays

[Enrique Shockwave @OnionDivorce]

ALTHOUGH IF YOU CAN'T ALREADY RECITE EVERY EPISODE WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR GORRAM LIFE THUS FAR. https://t.co/eQ3VfwhGnq

[NewOnNetflixUK -fan- @NewOnNetflixUK]

Warning: Firefly (2002) is only available until 05/01/2017 https://t.co/yQede8xOdM #LastChance