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over 40, she/her, US Northeast, work-a-day-cog, old married

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@feederofcats I hear people talking about how they want a Dorito shaped man. I get it now.

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@WalterBestBoy @feederofcats I didn't know you could toast lentils.

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@feederofcats Are you still working outside the shelter?

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@feederofcats Are you thankful Bitty lives with your mom?

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@JortsTheCat One of my favorite parts of cat parenthood is asking in a dismayed, slightly anxious voice. "Why are you wet???"

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@cakepoops2 Turns out Bennett is the one thing that can destroy Teyvat in an instant

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@feederofcats I love all your cats, but I have a special spot in my heart for these scrungly elderly men.

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@Ronxyz00 "Stupid as a 47 dollar bill"

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@dryltt3 I find it hard to believe Linhardt would even notice this happening.

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@Acyn Coming this Christmas: Charlie Kirk visits Trump in chains.

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@atrupar

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@NUCarnivalEn Is Sooley getting bigger?

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@JortsTheCat And a cool parade!

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@dryltt3 Haha funny fun jokes

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@feederofcats Teddy cameo!

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putting together a team

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@feederofcats We haven't heard from Bitward lately. Has he turned over a new leaf and forsaken a life of crime?

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@feederofcats Have you tried ear jail?

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@McDonalds I miss the 90s when the nuggets were made of pink slime or whatever and not gristle and beaks.

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@dryltt3 Felix wouldn't use the bag