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Virginia Tech Enforces $10 Cover Fee For Freshman Parents Taking Photos At The Pylons

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Virginia Tech Reverses Vaccination Requirement In An Effort To Start World’s First Human Natural Selection Research Study

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VT Students Excited To Cheer On The Hokies Against UVA Just Two Days After Devouring Their Mascot

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Student Losing Sleep Over Which Fellow Classmates To Vote For In Upcoming Homecoming Elections

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Student “Willing to Pay Anything” For Notre Dame Ticket Doesn’t Even Know What Offsides Is

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Teacher Switches From Canvas To Yik Yak For Discussion Posts

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Parents’ Visit Injects $66 Into Local Apartment Economy https://t.co/khIgsL95xb

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Sophomore Looking For Roommate On Facebook Promises To Be “Laid Back But Still Down To Have Some Fun”

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“I Can’t Wait For Lane Stadium To Start Selling Beer At Football Games” Says Student Who Will Blackout Before Enter Sandman

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Every Driver In North Main Roundabout Just Winging It

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Virginia Tech Announces That Students Who Fail To Receive Vaccine Will Be Sent To Liberty University For Fall Semester

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Student That Actively Uses Term ‘Ghetto Kroger’ Grew Up In Upper Class Suburban Nova Neighborhood

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Student Bases Their Whole Personality Off Being From New Jersey

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Parents At Graduation Celebrate Child’s Last Accomplishment https://t.co/wLT1o0hVMm

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Student Poses Hypothetical Scenarios Into GPA Calculator Rather Than Studying For Finals

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Finals Week: Therapy Dog To Seek Counseling After Visiting Too Many Stressed Students

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Spring Break Day Postpones Sunday Scaries To Monday

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Student Having Trouble Deciding Which Hiking Photos To Use For Their Earth Day Post

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“I Just Need To Get To The End Of This Week” Says Student Who Is Fully Aware Next Week Will Be Much Worse

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College Of Natural Resources And Environment Cancels Classes To Celebrate 4/20