Risotto Johnson

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We gotta

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Cum

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

Mario do be sounding like Fix-it-Felix as time goes by

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@ProgressBar202_ Nice

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I swear to fuck whoever is giving these spam texters my information deserves to get nailed on the cross

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After a long 3 hours of sleep, I finally recollected my thoughts on the fever dream that was last night

We lost

And it will never make sense on how, mainly reason on how on earth's fuck is Robin Padilla top on the fucking senatorial race

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

Quick political rant

If you still vote for BBM after all of this, you are just absolutely delusional

[The Philippine Star @PhilippineStar]

'HINDI KAILANMAN MANGYAYARI'

Bongbong Marcos’ spokesperson Vic Rodriguez responded to presidential bet VP Leni Robredo's dare to hold one-on-one debate, saying that they refuse the challenge due to some reasons Robredo is aware of as well. #BilangPilipino2022

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

Anybody listening strictly to vloggers 24/7 for their political views needs to get therapy, and unfortunately, I am blood related to at least 2 of them

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

@arzelixe >People are borderline dying with the typhoon, why the presscon?

>Lmfao next question

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

Case and point: I see a long line of text about political bullshit going personal and I just reply with this

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idk why, but despite having polarizing political opinions with parents, I actually enjoy it in the mere fact that I sense bullshit from a mile away

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

It's hot, internet's fucked and I have deadlines

I want to die

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

@OKTalagaTO PogChamp

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

brain kinda doesn't like myself anymore

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

I hate posting about politics and all, but can you turn your fucking speakers off on your caravans for 10 fucking minutes. I'm trying to have a meeting here on my job and having to try to listen with your bullshit propaganda at max volume is making life harder.

Thanks.

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

I can't believe that there is another country that isn't the US

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The amount of phishing porn sites I get tagged on by friends on Facebook concerns me on a religious level

Please don't be horny

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

For years I refused to talk politics with parents. After a good 2 hours, it was the funniest thing I took part in.

I hate politics

[Risotto Johnson @OnkelWithFiveEs]

Something funny just happened

So I was just minding my own business and then my internet service provider just called asking if our connection was gucci, and it was

Not even an hour later, they just decided to have a line problem and cut off the connection

Thanks a lot, PLDT

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@24Cheesecake lmao get fucked