Ashley.♍️

L.A.V 💝👶🏻

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

A CEO gets caught stealing $40 million from employee pensions and settles for a $2 million fine with no jail time. A single mom steals baby formula and gets three years. The justice system doesn't punish crime, it punishes poverty. Theft is legal if you wear a suit.

[Jayda 💋 @0nlyJayda]

My man don’t have exes. I’m his first & only true love.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

DoorDash prices will make you get your ass up and go get the food yourself 😭

[Bri @Datsme147]

Me rushing home just to be like this🥰

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

My Love language 💨

[. @xdaisja]

mfs be thinking my life easy because they don’t hear me complaining. I figure shit out! I don’t have time to complain

[gigi🫧 @gigi_sofly]

God, take 30 pounds off me and give them to Ariana Grande.

[Li @whateverleesaid]

It’s a HARD fxck no for both!

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

I smoke weed because sometimes there are 743 thoughts happening at once and I would like them to shut the fuck up and take turns.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[des @imdesbtw]

i’m not a press on nail or press on toes typa btch ima sit in that nail salon

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

manners are so important to me. i hate rude ass people with a passion . 😭

[Karol Molinares @KarolMolinares]

STOLE. They STOLE $10M from low income, medically needy children.

Stop with the “misappropriated” BS.

[Darius @AyeDarius]

Idk why yall so ready for it to be cold. I hate the cold.

[otto @ImSoOtto]

You brandy’s daughter and u wanna be on baddies smh

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear restaurants, please put your damn menu on your website. Stop making people start an online order just to see it. I just want to know how much a cheeseburger costs. I shouldn’t have to choose a location, pickup time, or download your app just to see your menu.

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

“Bring It On: In It To Win It” is 10x BETTER than “Bring It On: Fight To The Finish”. Fight me.

[jas @jjashole]

all i do is work, come home, blink and i’m right back at work again.

[Teresa @tessy_1018]

I love the smell of my man. I will sniff that man like a line of coke.