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Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink!

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That awkward moment when you're digging a hole to hide a body, and you find another body #onlyatcollege

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#OnlyAtCollege do men willingly give up sex for a month in order to attain lumberjack status. #NoShaveNovember

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It is impossible to pass someone while driving and not look over at them.

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@hnewlin that had to have been a bitch and a half to get those stickers off those nips haha. Love it!

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I'm a grower, not a shower.

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Doing big things with little people.

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Do sluts call private parts, public parts?

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Come to "If I'm not SNOOZIN', I'm BOOZIN'" Saturday, October 15 from 11:00 am to 1:00 pm. More info you say?

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The best diet is having to pay for your own groceries. #onlyatcollege

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If she has to take out her teeth to give you head, #shestoooldforyoubro

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If you used to babysit her, #shestoyoungforyourbro

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The bro claiming he comes before the ho is always the bro that has no ho.

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How long a month feels depends on whether or not you've had unprotected sex.

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Everyone thinks cooties are a joke until they get herpes.

[Only At College @OnlyAtCollege]

Difference between girls and guys: Guys manipulate girls for sex, girls manipulate guys with sex.