Only At Columbia

[Only At Columbia @OnlyAtColumbia]

only at columbia can you graduate...then a month later get a letter in the mail saying you actually didnt graduate.

[Only At Columbia @OnlyAtColumbia]

Only at Columbia does the same guy pop up in the campus alerts.
Black male with hoodie, blue jeans, and a gold chain. Sounds like gta.

[Only At Columbia @OnlyAtColumbia]

only at Columbia will a teacher refer to herself as "Super Dyke"

[Only At Columbia @OnlyAtColumbia]

Only at Columbia can you graduate without ever learning how to spell, use punctuation, or form complete sentences.