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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea FC: Brand New Season

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Anthony Taylor retires from pro officiating.

“It’s been an immense privilege”.

[Santoryuu T @QuirklessBaddie]

Nah guys I have to share this everywhere, do you know how much this is making me scream?? SHSJSJSJSJSJ

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: MORGAN ROGERS TO CHELSEA, HERE WE GO!

Club to club agreement reached today with Aston Villa to anticipate Arsenal official bid.

£117m proposal has been accepted, as @David_Ornstein reported.

Agreement done with Morgan Rogers on personal terms until June 2032. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Xabi Alonso’s message to Chelsea fans: “Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club”.

“From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies.
‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Xabi Alonso, unveiled and confirmed as new a Chelsea manager. 🔵👋🏼

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

They ain’t slick with the one pair of gucci slides 😭

[Never Beating Those Allegations @nice_two]

U gotta go on the date so we can see just how outrageous this guy is.

Anybody that sends this after being asked for a picture, has to be full of foolery🤣🤣🤣

[thequalityrecipeLLC @bejewelment23]

If you like women who look like this ima assume you like trans women

[ellā @ella_camo]

weed is definitely wreaking havoc on people’s mental health.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Discipline is boring

[HeWantsWealth 📈📊🏡💰🇯🇲 @hewantswealth]

If Arsenal go trophyless this season I’m giving £1,000 to whoever Likes & RTs this 😭😭😭

Must be following!

[Elliot @elliot_solution]

A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London.

He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials.

Both convicted.

One year later he was arrested again.

This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card.

Convicted again.

He returned to Nigeria.

And he ran for governor of Delta State.

Nigerian law said you cannot run if you have a criminal conviction.

He forged his date of birth on his passport to hide his UK record.

Nobody checked.

He won. 😂😂😂

His official salary as governor was $25,000 a year.

He bought six properties in London. A mansion in Johannesburg. Properties in Washington and Houston. A private jet worth $20 million. A Bentley. A Maybach. A fleet of armoured Range Rovers.

His American Express bills showed he spent tens of thousands of dollars every single month on luxury hotels, clubs and shopping.

In 2007 Nigeria’s anti-corruption chief accused him of stealing $250 million from Delta State.

Ibori offered the EFCC chairman $15 million in cash to drop the case.

The chairman pretended to accept.

Then deposited the cash at the Central Bank.

Nigerian courts still acquitted him on all 170 charges.

He ran. Escaped to Dubai. A mob of his supporters fought off the police trying to arrest him.

Interpol caught him in Dubai.

The UK extradited him.

In 2012 he pleaded guilty in a London court.

The judge called the £50 million he admitted to stealing “ludicrously low.”

He was sentenced to 13 years.

Served half.

Returned to Nigeria in 2017.

A sitting senator was in the crowd that welcomed him home.

His name is James Ibori.

Nigeria never convicted him once.

🇳🇬

[obi @Blackoo1k]

Nigerian food in the photo
Jamaica slang as the caption

PERFORMATIVE NEGROISM

[DC3 @dc3media]

Two Mobos at 19 years old. It is only Jesus Christ.

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Do you realize how hilarious he is for hiding a white grandpa in the cut until he really needed him? This nigga is generational. This is funnier than any skit he’s made. Lmao

[ellā @ella_camo]

True but are they taking people’s bins out yet

[Insane Clips @StreetFightsHQ]

He walked into the strip club broke and walked out $600 richer just from picking up money off the floor 😭

[tzolis stan @E5THXR]

The worst thing about this 5k run were the guys running alongside him trying to touch the hem of his garment