Istg Insta is unreasonably painful to deal with once you get suspended for no reason. They would want you to appeal for the gazillionth time while also lock you out of every single one of their customer service. Like, how the hell am I suppose to contact them for mediation on it?
I don't know what I was on when I had this thought, but I had thought about birthday gifts being some kind of memento mori. Some kind of compensation of another one year in your life being burnt. Another candle extinguished. A reminder of being one step closer to the inevitable