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I do backflips every single day of my life

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I miss covid

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I forgot how much I hated Curtis

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I miss my vape

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Womp womp

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@angingerj Lmao

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I keep asking Alexa to “play something I like” and every time without fail she plays Train and I’m a little ashamed but I can’t even be annoyed because I fucking love Train

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Genuinely devastated

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Northern lights in carryduff 😭😭

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Someone tell me they don’t still teach kids how to play the recorder????

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The vet told me if I neuter peach it reduces her chances of breast cancer and I said “that’s great as it does run in our family” because I genuinely forgot that I am in fact not related to my dog -And the vet was just like “oh ok” 🙂

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A fortune teller told me that I’m going to meet my husband by the end of the year and that he is already in my aura- but I think she’s on acid because I don’t want to marry any of the men I already know, however if it does happen I’ll be so impressed so I’ll update in December x

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@angingerj Lol

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I haven’t really been paying attention to the Kate Middleton saga- HOWEVER I’ve seen a theory that Kate Middleton is actually banksy and I’m running with it

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@31Annagrant It just got worse and worse 🤮🤮 DEAD

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Nah I’m sorry Chelsea is giving me the ick… is she seriously having a go at jimmy for going out for one drink??? 💀💀💀

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It’s not the kind of person she wants to be with??? What you don’t want him to have a social life?? HUN sort your issues out lmaoooo

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Can your kids give you the ick? Caodhan just made me talk to his toy pikachu like it’s a real person

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@angingerj I was literally in a bar on a nightout, standing in the cold air as you smoked and you were tweeting rather than paying me attention?!?!

[Ashley Beauchamp @ashbeauchamp]

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in the middle of the night trying to figure out what’s wrong with me