Bargains

Top bargains.

[Bargains @OnlyFoolsQOTD]

“What’s the combination?”
“No sod knows...that’s why they’re rejects!”

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"Does your face hurt Rodney?"

"Only when I smile."

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"Don’t you die! Don’t you bloody die!"

"I’m not gonna die you plonker... I’ve just sat on me bacon sandwich!"

[Bargains @OnlyFoolsQOTD]

“I’ll spend my life in this wheel chair.”

“Could have been worse.”

“How?”

“My gran had one with a squeaky wheel.”

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“What happened? Has he broken anything?”

“They reckon the aerial's beyond repair.”

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“Get up as high as you can Del, ay... you might get a tan.”

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“I said, is that our phone you can hear ringing?”

“No.”

“ARE YOU SURE?”

“Yeah...
...we ain’t got a car phone.”

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“Of course you’ll have some, we know how you like your gravy... don’t ya...

... git!”

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“Of course I do...
...I can’t...
...there’s people here!”

“Who was that Rodney?”

“Oh, ah, Mickey Pearce.”

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“I just don’t know what I’m gonna do.”

“Leave it to me..." (Knocks)
"COME ON, HURRY UP, THERE’S PEOPLE OUT HERE!”

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“Del, you can’t speak French... you’re still struggling with English!”

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"You dreamt that you were drowning? Is that a gentle way of telling us that last night you wet the bed?!”

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“You mean we’re connected to America? It’s amazing innit?!”

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“5"
"12"
"6"
"10"
"9”
“8”
“Done.”

“That’s the way to do business Dave.”

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“He’s hopping about all over the place like good ‘un.”

“I know that, but when I woke up this morning he was dead!”

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“I’ve looked it up on my birth certificate and passport and everything. My name's definitely Rodney.”

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"Not only have you managed to sink every battleship you’ve ever sailed on, but now you’ve knackered a gravy boat!”

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“This label has Maxwell house coffee on it. This label it says Oxo gravy granules. It’s a bit of a give away innit?!"

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“Delll, let’s go!”

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“Like Gandhi... Yeah, I mean he made one great film and then we never saw him again.”