@elonmusk for a brief period I enjoyed being the richest person to ever walk this planet. Coinbase gifted me quadrillions of dollars. Can I have a million Tesla stocks to drown my sorrows? My account is back to $168
I need a second opinion. I’m not hating on @drinkgaragebeer because I drink it but does the garage beer lime bottle lack taste? I think it’s better out of a can no?
Would you rather beat the crap out of someone but get caught in a choke to lose a fight or have the crap beat out of you and get lucky with a last ditch submission ? @ufc
I keep closing the curtains on the sliding glass door and my wife keeps opening them. I was about to lose my shit but then I remembered the Easter bunny needs to sneak in. Happy Easter everyone #EasterHoliday
Philadelphia has city wage tax, 8% sales tax, property tax, soda tax, hundreds of red light cameras and soon a ride share tax. When will the city government stop screwing the residents and figure out how to balance a budget with the money they already have
5 kids played knock knock zoom zoom on my house yesterday. I could see them hiding across the street so I played along, opened the door and told the dog to get them. Happy to see them doing kid stuff but they should pick houses without a ring camera 😂
@ReeseW you’re a doll but @Hersheys changed the ingredients in their Reese cups which the inventor’s grandson called out and explains why Reese cups suck now
Jason Myers’ got completed screwed. He should have been the Super Bowl MVP and even Funko pop left him out of the commemorative SB pack. @Seahawks#SuperBowlLXI