Fran O'Neill

Some live life and some tweet. Guess we’re in the same boat

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

Damn @jimmykimmel talking crap on @spencerpratt running for mayor of LA is just proof he needs to be cancelled.

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

My wife put on one of my tees and said why are men’s shirts so soft and women’s are like stiff? @trueclassictees

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

@elonmusk for a brief period I enjoyed being the richest person to ever walk this planet. Coinbase gifted me quadrillions of dollars. Can I have a million Tesla stocks to drown my sorrows? My account is back to $168

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

I need a second opinion. I’m not hating on @drinkgaragebeer because I drink it but does the garage beer lime bottle lack taste? I think it’s better out of a can no?

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

Would you rather beat the crap out of someone but get caught in a choke to lose a fight or have the crap beat out of you and get lucky with a last ditch submission ? @ufc

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

@BleacherReport Is that supposed to be a ball sack on her dress?

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

@Paamee_Ortiz Does this prove the theory that Stevie Wonder isn’t blind?

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

I keep closing the curtains on the sliding glass door and my wife keeps opening them. I was about to lose my shit but then I remembered the Easter bunny needs to sneak in. Happy Easter everyone #EasterHoliday

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

As a @sixers fan, does Harden deserve a ring before he retires?

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

Philadelphia has city wage tax, 8% sales tax, property tax, soda tax, hundreds of red light cameras and soon a ride share tax. When will the city government stop screwing the residents and figure out how to balance a budget with the money they already have

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

5 kids played knock knock zoom zoom on my house yesterday. I could see them hiding across the street so I played along, opened the door and told the dog to get them. Happy to see them doing kid stuff but they should pick houses without a ring camera 😂

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

Chuck Adams has the greatest cover of Iris. I haven’t looked him up. Has he done anything since @AGT

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

3 espresso shots!! Clear a path to the bathroom

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

We need two more. Let’s go Italy!! #usa #worldbaseballclassic #italy

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

Hell yeah!! Team USA advances

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

WBC USA = Phillies 😢 #worldbaseballclassic #teamUSA @MLB

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

@Petswithaura Are the care takers safe in there? They always seem to get in and get out fast.

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

I’m getting tired of my feed being filled with punch monkey

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

@ReeseW you’re a doll but @Hersheys changed the ingredients in their Reese cups which the inventor’s grandson called out and explains why Reese cups suck now

[Fran O'Neill @OnlyFrans4u]

Jason Myers’ got completed screwed. He should have been the Super Bowl MVP and even Funko pop left him out of the commemorative SB pack. @Seahawks #SuperBowlLXI