Damian Melvin

Let's just say my life is a LITTLE complicated...

#FatherOf3DadOfNone

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This is unforgivable. You will NEVER see me in a Supercuts again

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wat for lunch toadday

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Blood work is a scam, they don't save lives, they make clones of you

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Man that football game was CRAZY! Kid just got tackled. What a world, sportsmanship is #DeadAsHell

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susan heffley from diary of a wimpy kid makes me feel a type of way that i've never felt towards an actual woman

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@jennaissoup damian melvin

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BOII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK?

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how to find 5'2 goth baddies that like 41 year old balding gamers

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I’m chaperoning my son’s school dance to see if he knows how to talk to woman. He’s spent an hour in the corner watching Kai Cenat stream clips. I think the family name #EndsWithHim

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I visited the site of a nuclear explosion the other day... I'm feeling a little funny, but I took this picture so I remember the experience! #NuclearWaste #RadiationPoisoning #IShouldNotHaveGoneThere

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I will NOT be taking my children to get the Wendy's Krabby Patty meal. I prefer they have a diet of only Prime, Feastables, Red 40, and Microplastics #Lunchly #NinjaLowTaperFade #MicroplasticsMemes

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@BobertPlayz Not on Elon’s platform buddy. X is the one place we can come together to fight the #WokeMindVirus either you get with the system, or you GET OUT!

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Thanks for all the new followers. To show how much you all mean to me, I will be visiting your houses to hand-deliver you all fruit baskets. #KenCarson #ILoveMyFansMoreThanMyFamily #RickAndMorty

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My son just sent 17 terabytes of sad Bart Simpson edits to my Neuralink. I think this is what an aneurysm feels like. #UnfortunateHappenings #IDislikeMyChildren #Funny

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My wife has found my page. She believes my posts (she called them TWEETS🙄) are a bad "bad look for the family" Maybe she just can't handle the #NewMe

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#NewProfilePic Y'know, Dark Humor isn't for everyone, but it's certainly for me. I believe this image reflects that. #EVILComediansInTheMaking

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I caught my 12 year old daughter calling it "Twitter" instead of "X" today. Easy come, easy go... right back to the adoption center #RespectX #TwitterIsGONE #KillTheBird

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#ComedianInTheMaking Is MY hashtag now, STAY OFF IT