Kilwinning

Random stuff tweeted and RTd about Kilwinning. Scotland's best worst town. Run by @billythekid, I'm NOT a bot! #openAirAsylum

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

Really sorry to hear of the passing of Pope Francis. Our thoughts are with our RC friends at this time.

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

@BigBadP @debbiedons @lw_hfc That one’s called the propeller roundabout. I don’t know of any Bankhead roundabout either. Maybe the one at McDonald’s in Bucksburn? Regardless, not whatever that was in the video.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Naw. Yer a wanker.

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

I think they wanted this finger

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[Irvine Times @irvinetimes]

Find out what snakes might be in your garden and whether they are dangerous from Grass snakes to adders. https://t.co/EKH1USYqTN 👇 Full story

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

I suppose an 12year single malt does sound better than a 2012. For those without numeracy.

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

I got lost. Below what?

[Ardrossan & Saltcoats Herald @ardrossanherald]

One of Scotland’s oldest farmers markets' has celebrated a quarter century of local products with a special event. https://t.co/gQrsaYisBi 🔗 Link below

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

Also, “one of Scotland’s oldest…” ANYTHING shouldn’t be measured in QUARTER centuries. I’ve got teeshirts measured in the same timescales.

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

Kilwinning

[1. FC Cologne @fckoeln_en]

It would appear a lot of people are intrested in twinning Köln with a Scottish city... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

If it does come to pass - who would you like to see us twinned with? 👀 #effzeh

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

@biydy9 Someone added context to it. It’s not true.

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

@vickyblack @WhitehirstPs That’s great. Best of luck with the big school!

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

Is Alex Cole-Hamilton from the same Cole-Hamilton family who lived in the really nice house on the corner of Dalry Road/old woodwynd road?

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

There was no “Link below” that text

[Ardrossan & Saltcoats Herald @ardrossanherald]

Stevenston residents furious after travellers illegally set up camp near golf club, then leave rubbish and a broken caravan behind https://t.co/RQcd6h7i0F 🔗 Link below

[Kilwinning Rangers @steadythebuffs]

FULL TIME: The Buffs cap the season off with a 2-1 win over Kilbirnie Ladeside. Mark Lamont and a Kilbirnie own goal got the job done!

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

@NairnMcD God forbid that child they didn’t abort is transgender. You get the kids you get, not necessarily the ones you want. In the case of their prevented abortion you definitely get the kid you don’t want. In 2024. State of them.

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

TLDR Lorrie’s aren’t allowed in the rightmost lane. There’s no guessing here.

[Mark @DAFtMarkS]

Who can guess what’s wrong with this picture?

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

@Ardirv51 @StephenGethins Best forgotten most likely

[Shannon ✨💘🌴 @cryst4lise]

Down Irvine mall and smiled at a guy I thought was tending to his kid in a pram… turns out it was 3 rabbits

[Kilwinning @OnlyKilwinning]

How to say “I’m a prick” without using those words.

[YvMcL 🦊 @YvMcL]

Pryde is open for those being evacuated #kilwinning