Moicha

reality is a sham

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

At this point I'm just trying to ensure my legacy (a speedway rewards card and 14 dollars) is maintained

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Heard a joke about a duck but it went over my head

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Thought I was getting weezered at work today, turns out my 36 year old coworker was just on aux

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Yall read any good milk cartons lately? Found one that had me HOOKED the other day. 3%... what will they think of next??

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Can't believe I forgot to bring my list of jokes I can make to the party last night smh

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

May the 4th be with you

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

@heyitssadi_ Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Rain lowkey fell off ...(the roof)

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Damn have you guys heard about rain??

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

This guy in my mirror won't take a hint. No matter how many times I explain it,

HE WONT LEAVE

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

*trying to impress a girl by standing on 1 foot on top of a barbed wire fence*

Does a balancing act impress you, or are you still on the fence?
Hah get it? Cuz im on-

*I topple over and get absolutely shredded by the barbed wire*
(Spiting blood) cuz I was on the fence! Get it?

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

@heyitssadi_ Sounds like you kneed some warmth

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

@heyitssadi_ Definitely in my top 10 words

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

@heyitssadi_ That was impressively fast

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Just found out people are actually sleeping?? I thought you guys were joking about that...

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

@heyitssadi_ GOOGLE

HOW TO HELP GOOGLE??

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

GOOGLE

HELP?!?!?

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

I stopped wearing slippers bc nobody gonna catch me slippin

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

@heyitssadi_ Tweeter? I hardly know her!

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Me rn

[Moicha @OnlyKingRichard]

Me rn