Loss Prevention

Bring the funniest LP memes and stories on twitter.

[Shoplifting 101 @shopliftingtips]

Tip #1: don't

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Officer: Shoplifting isn't a crime. Stealing is.

Me: Do something then, this mfer stole. 😂 #shoplifter #shoplifting #their #thieves #funny #lossprevention #assetprotection #lp #ap #lpmemes #apmemes #losspreventionmemes #assetprotectionmemes

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And we're back.

[MinnesotaOutlawGaming @MNOutlawGaming]

Who would watch a #skate3 stream? #twitchstreamer #SupportSmallStreams #SupportSmallStreamers

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Remember with most stores closing early check for internals on your self checkout registers. #lossprevention #assetprotection #onlylpsknow #lpmemes #apmemes #theif #thieves #theftprevention

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When the stars align. #lossprevention #assetprotection #LP #AP #OnlyLPsKnow

[Cookie @CookieGames_10]

Which one do you play on? #CookieGames #gamer #pc #xbox #Playstation #videogames

[Cookie @CookieGames_10]

#Pubg or #Fortnite ???

[Cookie @CookieGames_10]

Head shot! #PUBG #CookieGames #xX10Cookie10Xx https://t.co/vWx3c1IjMi

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@RandomLPGuy @CBSNews Yes.

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#OnlyLpsKnow #lossprevention #assetprotection #APProblems #LPProblems #Security #diggs #stefondiggs

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@kim_ellstrom I'm sure.

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@kim_ellstrom It's probably because I didn't get injured on the job.

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@kim_ellstrom For real I got injured and didn't get my paperwork in on time. Sedgwick gave my store the option to keep me or fire me and they fired me.

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When you get fired for "Attendance" but have 78 plus stops in 7 months. #OnlyLpsKnow #lossprevention #assetprotection #APProblems #LPProblems #Security #ok

[Reflykt @Reflykt]

It's amazing that people would just steal a piece of candy and risk going to jail for it. Then, their reasons is "I'm hungry". Well, if you're hungry take some actual food not candy.
#Shoplifting #LP #Security #CatchingShoplifters #Stealing https://t.co/G5TN9s5dJ1

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@kim_ellstrom Same.

[KiMiSTRY @kim_ellstrom]

When you catch another LP's friend...

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When the rookie is working. #OnlyLpsKnow #lossprevention #assetprotection #APProblems #LPProblems #familyguy #areyoublind

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@outlawdipper Cow shit. #Ford