Only Milfs

quite literally get off my nip

[Tweets Of Cats @TweetsOfCats]

same tho

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

i need to be taken to the dog park so i can run

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

feeling like a silly goofy guy… don’t text

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

Tell me why I pull a used teabag out of a mug the same way I pull a tampon out of my vagina

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She dino on my nugs call that prehistoric

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

“You don’t need water if I just spit in your mouth”

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The only thing keeping me going is the silly little leaves changing colors

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

@natalieryanna IF HADNT BEEN FOR COTTEN EYED JOE ID BEEN MARRIED LONG TIME AGO

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

Is it too late for me to learn how to play the fiddle?

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

I need to practice my pennywise run for when men feel the need to hit on me at bars

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

I- 🤦‍♀️

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

Dreaming of riding a goat into the sunset

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“In dog years we would be married by now”

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

#SaveTheTreesSaveTheToiletries

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

If you’re running backwards and lean too far back you’re going to fall

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

Moms

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Kinda homophobic

[Pride @Pride]

proud

[Pride @Pride]

proud

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

I’m running with the street rats tonight

[Only Milfs @OnlyMilfs2]

Who needs conversion therapy when you have a lady to sing you worship songs on the subway… yes this is me coming out as straight