Geralt of Nivea

Bio? Biology?

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

Yes, they lure them by yelling "orca haha"

[Big Diesel. @manmahuro]

Orcas have started hunting blue whales?

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

I be failing hard because I don't have Kanye money to cushion me from the consequences of my Kanye actions

[L @xl__ama]

I try everyday not to act like Kanye

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

@MjombaMinion For that price it better be Wagyu

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

@carolinespencer Frank a genius for memorising those monologues and rants then.

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

@Ustadh_ Oh ni commentary on his new album. Iko better than collab album alitoa na Kovu

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

Seems King Kaka is apologising for the atrocious tape he dropped with Scar

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Kenyans with Chemical and Petroleum Engineering Degrees, upon learning Dangote is to open a 2T refinery in Kenya...

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

While I am familiar with feral cats, rabbits, and pigs in Australia, as well as feral hogs in the US, the concept of destructive feral cows roaming Italy is absolutely hilarious from an African perspective. Apparently, the cows belong to the Mafia
https://t.co/A0b7366ssE

[ysl mututho @zoneliv]

"rice" "luhya"

[Captain Ⓐncapistan @CptAncapistan]

This is why arguing with people online is such a pain in the ass.

[Cris ✍️🏟️ @cris__ese]

Yo explicándole a mi novia que la rubia que empecé a seguir en Instagram es Haaland

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

@Urunzii Me.

[Steve Laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Steve_Laws_]

When you pull out your phone in London:

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

I would name a giant ship Spider Noah

[Miss Terious ☀️ @adhiiiambo]

We need more parks in this city please 🥺🍓

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i hope they lettin us suck toes in GTA 6

[27. @dimvji]

holding back sarcastic replies takes a lot out of me

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

This is how white people narrate history. 😂

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Kayole?

[Geralt of Nivea @OnlyOneDiela]

@xysist I thought you were minting gold off that oligarch kumbe ni kubad hivi