Honestly still think of my account like I’m struggling to hit 100 followers. Get proper gassed when people with 1k followers appreciate me I don’t even realize I’m at that same level
SIDENOTE: my account is secretly shit
Genuinely can't believe Hazard or Salah is still a topic....Gonna have to do a video and end this once and for all. Hazard is massively inconsistent and plays for himself - hence one year on one year off. Salah came in to the Prem cold and dominated it from start to finish
**Man Utd fan in restaurant**
- “I’ll have the duck please”
“We’re out of duck”
- “Didn’t want it then”
“Sorry?”
- “The duck’s shite”
“????”
- “TWENTY TIMES”