Just Plural Things

Relatable Plurality™ || (Joint account by @House_Of_Roses_ & @sancccomplex)

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

When PluralKit goes offline for maintenance: time to never speak to anyone again until I have my speaking rights back again! 😀 /hj

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

“What is plurality but trying not to laugh so you don’t seem like you have a screw loose”

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

“It’s a clown car in here and none of these bitches (affectionate) know how to drive”

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

When you divorce your source, call that being a fict-ex

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

It's a good thing someone has a point because we're just a mess of chaotic thoughts in a bowl of Headmate soup

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

The brain: Oh no, we have too many headmates!
*proceeds to have a mental breakdown and splits yet another headmate*
The brain: oH hOw diD tHaT hApPeN 🤪

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

Plurality is when you give into food cravings that don't belong to you

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

Making new acquaintances as a system be like

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

Introducing your& system to the confused singlets

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

*Host driving somewhere*

The little in co-con: Horsie!

The host: Aww yeah :) wait what's that noise--

The rest of the system beating down the door to front: HORSIE

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

Introducing the brand new headmate delivery service, Introject O’CO! Delivering new headmates directly to your door with no extra fee! Guaranteed 100% customer satisfaction!

[The Sanctum’s Corner @thesanctums]

Simply Plural: who’s at front this morning?
Me: I’ve no idea man, I guess they’ll have to shout if they wanna be percieved

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

Our origin label is nonyagenic
It stands for nonyabusiness

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

“We protectors leave for two seconds to get a cup of tea and you morons set mindspace and the meatsack on fire” /j

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

You've heard of introjection, prepare for outrojection! The baby jail for fictives who've been very naughty beans

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

Consider, a plural newspaper: a comedic idea the admins just came up with while sleep deprived

“Today's news at 12, local human is possessed by well meaning demon to get their shit done”

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

When you joke about multiple headmates yeeting into front but karma hits you with *actually* yeeting multiple headmates into front and the room is now crowded

[Just Plural Things @OnlyPlural]

If someone asks us who's fronting that should make communication easier, but our brain is a gremlin that decides to hit shuffle on the Headmates

Who's fronting? Yes.