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[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Well that was a horrible first game of the @FIFAWorldCup . Mexico pace of play is shambolic. England would absolutely dreaming to play them in a last 16 encounter. @IrelandFootball really fucked it up, that group is so winnable. Fuck Ryan Manning!!

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

After watching a lot of the warm up games of the bigger nations, WC is between France or Brazil. Ronaldo is gone, zero chance Portugal win it with his as main character. French mid not amazing but combative but there front 4 will tear teams apart. Ancelloti for 1 last dance?

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

I think you can take it as absolute fact the Netherlands are going home early from the World Cup, they are absolutely shocking and wouldn't score in a fucking whore house. Uzbekistan absolutely awful too. Going to be so many one sided games with the weaker nations.

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Seeing France and Spain struggle this evening gives good hope that the WC is actually wide open. Really hope a team Norway or Ecuador can put it together and go the whole way. Strong feeling is that Portugal might just get it all right.

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

@McJuggerNuggets Vermin, imagine posting this and thinking it's accepted unanimously. I didn't have to guess that he was a youtuber or has 15 mins of fame. The child would have been a horrendous burden to their career is all it boiled down to. Hfully people see through them now and unfollow.

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Gimp, class c, cheap shite. get on the class a stuff

[Sam C @SamC_reports]

🚨 NEW: Raheem Sterling has been arrested on suspicion of drug-driving after crashing his Lamborghini, according to @TheSun.

Police pulled over the 31-year-old on the M3 in Hampshire at 9am on Thursday.

Sterling was bailed pending enquiries.

The former Premier League star was arrested after crashing his Lamborghini into motorway barriers.

He is suspected of driving a vehicle while unfit through drugs, driving dangerously, possession of a Class C drug, and failing to provide a specimen.

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Jeff Bezos is a doppelganger for Bob Mortimer here.

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Yes, the United States has the most progressive tax system in the world. The top 1% pay 40% of taxes, the bottom 50% pay 3% of taxes. We can make it even more progressive by zeroing out taxes on the bottom half. It’s a small amount of the total tax revenue but very meaningful to people in this group.

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

So who wins @FIFAWorldCup 2026? Lamal & Spain, Mbappe & France, Kane & England, Argentina & Messi, Portugal and Ronaldo, Haaland and Norway, Brazil and Neymar, Holland and Depay? 2026 seems like a year for the underdogs, Holland be tough at any stage but hard to look past France

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Well what the fuck do i know. Sensational golf from Rai

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

If the score finishes at 5 under, Justin Thomas wins it. Can't see Rai having the metal to win a major. He'll fuck up. Smalley dangerous! @PGAChampionship

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

If the score finishes at 5 under, Justin Thomas wins it. Can't see Rai having the metal to win a major. He'll fuck up. Smalley dangerous! @PGAChampionship

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

@KensingtonRoyal Fucking mad that her surname is Windsor Castle considering where she actually was.

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

I met a person earlier and they said they were a Medium, fucking hell, I wonder how good the Large is so.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Why is the Brighton manager reffing the Athletico- Arsenal game

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

👑 @Coventry_City are the CHAMPIONS! 👏

#EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

The depths of L2 to the Premier League. We are back baby. Champions! First game back, Villa at home @Coventry_City #PUSB

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Cmon Haas, announce as stakeholders!! #PUSB

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

Congratulations @Coventry_City on your promotion 👏

#HaasF1 #F1

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

@PadraicDavis Cheers P. Defo, he got ruined by his 2nd spell at Chelsea & listening to the media too much,I thought he wasn't the right fit at beginning but absolutely delighted to be proved wrong. Historic night, hopefully we can earn the right to stay up and cement status as a PL club again.

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Lads, I'm in bits. We are fucking back. I was 11 when we got relegated, now 36 and we get to go again in the PL.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Congratulations, @Coventry_City!

Welcome back to the Premier League 👏

[Higgmasta @OnlyPolkadot]

Safe travels to all the SBA tonight to Blackburn. Getting goosebumps when I think of the official line of 'Coventry are going up'. Tonight's the night. Cmon you Sky Blues @Coventry_City #PUSB.