Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni

RPDR 🌈
LCFC 💜💛⚽️
Funny business 🙈🙉🙊
Positivity 🌞
Sparkles 💖💖

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me trying to act like I’m not leaving the house so my dog doesn’t get sad

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

“You’re the only man I can depend on” is a sentence I just said out loud to my dog

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

I want a remake of Murder She Wrote where Jennifer Coolidge plays Jessica Fletcher but she doesn’t solve any of the murders or notice anyone is dead.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

hard at work

[RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Fans 🇬🇧 @rpdrukfans]

In celebration of @TeletubbiesHQ coming to @RuPaulsDragCon UK, here they are performing gay rights anthem, UK Hun 🙌💞

[BarkBox @barkbox]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Real angel used as tree topper 😇✨

[Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni @OnlySimonyPony]

@BobsBurgersFOX I hope Mr Present makes an appearance! He sounds nice 🎄🎁

[Vulture @vulture]

So ah-mah-zing! @adampally, @HappyElishas, @ZachKnighton & Casey Wilson #vulturefestival

[Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni @OnlySimonyPony]

@Leanhart @LouHeretics But have you ever seen them in the same room together??

[Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni @OnlySimonyPony]

@dubgcapo @huyfongfoods I enjoy this delish condiment on a toasted egg sammie with some whipped cream cheese shmear and an American cheese single. Cut in half for ooey gooey yolkiness. Spectacularly messy, adequately spicy, with the liquid gold that floods your tastebuds like a warm blanket. Nom nom nom

[Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni @OnlySimonyPony]

@Ms_MReise I looove an orange kitty and he has got the prettiest eyes 😍

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

I’m running for Senate because I want my 3 daughters to live in a country where the government doesn’t treat women like second class citizens.

[Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni @OnlySimonyPony]

@JWoodJourno I require more news stories involving non-chalant underpant struts = political power moves. Nobody got hurt and everyone's laughing except underpants guy.

[Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni @OnlySimonyPony]

@WFPLNews @jess_m_clark Give all the $ to public schools please! They're nurturing & educating the future generations of this country that will inevitably hold the reins our fates in their hands. Close the class gap between the poorest citizen and the wealthiest elite!! Private schools don't need this $

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

I wish more folks understood that people don't fake anxiety and depression. They fake being okay.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

You don’t have to abandon your faith or your beliefs to agree that the government should not be making decisions about what women do with their own bodies.

[Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni @OnlySimonyPony]

@Ms_MReise @MarteenMorado I hope it's those self-cleaning robot litter boxes at least.

[Simony Pony Baloney Macaroni @OnlySimonyPony]

@southend_trash @condrab More like