Guybrush Threepwood

I hate all your opinions. A lot. “Behind the hieroglyphic streets there would either be a transcendent meaning, or only the earth.”

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

Uh yeah, sorry dorks. This is America. We believe in free market capitalism, multiculturalism, immigration, individual freedom, the constitution, equality of opportunity, freedom of religion, and cool shit like sports. If you don’t like it, move to Afghanistan or something.

[Chris’s Vision @_FBLCV]

The T in KAT stands for Towns….

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@PranavSriraman He’s found a new way to stop Wemby

[Bankai 🇪🇨🇵🇷 @New_Tape_City]

You see what I mean? The difference between this and the humbleness that Jalen Brunson and KAT display as star players is night and day. Wemby is very good no doubt, but this cocky dismissive attitude is not it.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@JaysPropaganda No matter what team you land on, no matter which decade it is, somehow he’s always there.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

This really was the greatest show in history.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@paulrvalentine Shooting faster, higher release point, and stop pump faking at the whisper of a close out is a good start.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

Need Chet to watch Kristaps, KAT, Dirk, and KD clips all offseason. He can emulate some of that stuff, but he’s got to be confident in it.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@paulrvalentine Kristaps on offense with Chet’s defense would be incredible. That’s probably his absolute ceiling, and I doubt he’ll get there, but 60% of that would be enough.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

Alright, skip is annoying, and you can trace a lot of the trash nba discourse back to him, but “the earthling” is so fucking fire lol

[RunUp🔶💙 @RunUpNYK]

he’s calling wemby “the earthling” now no one can hate like skip

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@vop280 I don’t like how Wemby acts, but tbf, those comments were about sharing the ball and making the right basketball play. It’s just twitter incels who made it about Shai and flopping in general.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@DynastySpurs Yeah, it’s gotten insane. Every player sells contact. Every player flops. I harp on the spurs whistle only because of how insane the psychosis was over the OKC whistle. People need to get a grip. NY acting “ethical” is also stupid.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@TravisSkol @AnthonyIrwinLA More people will watch the finals than the WCF? What an incredibly brave take!

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@KenHeLive 33 likes. Time to get a job, Ken.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

Woof. Tells you all you need to know.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Layups made against the Spurs this postseason:

Chet Holmgren - 5
Karl-Anthony Towns - 6

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@AndrewKSchlecht The flopping jokes are tired and stupid, but I’ll accept it from these guys because it’s in good fun.

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@LifeofJuanTwo You’re totally right about most of this. Put on the shirt

[𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙖𝙖 @arkaavs]

If Chet had this type of aggressiveness y’all would be watching a Thunder Knicks finals

[Paul Valentine @paulrvalentine]

His signature move is hitting you in the face and getting you in trouble for it

[Finals J Dub @FinalsJDub]

Not so funny now, is it?

[Guybrush Threepwood @OnlyTheEarth]

@InvertTheWing @DevinNewsom It’s the “Adam Silver needs this guy to be the face of the league” whistle