MarriedPeopleIssues

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

*actual conversation*

Me: Stop putting things on things and not moving them

Him: You put things on things

Me: Yeah, but I move things

Him: But you still put those things on things

Seriously, WTF?!?

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems #moveyourshit

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

Him: What do you want for dinner?
Me: I don’t know. What do you want?
Him: Whatever you want.
Me: I’ll eat anything
Him: Ok, so what do you want?
Me: I. DON’T. KNOW.
Him: Just choose
Me: You choose

Goes on FOR ETERNITY!

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

I’m fairly certain that my husband’s purpose in life is to annoy the living shit out of me!

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

I love when my hubby puts the dishes away. It’s like going on a scavenger hunt to find out where he put everything. 🤷🏻‍♀️
#neverintherightplace

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife

[Dr. Roto @DrRoto]

My wife asked me tonight what I wanted for my birthday in a couple of weeks. I told her “a golf club membership.” She looked at me and said “How about a tee-shirt?!” #MarriedLife

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

Why is my husband incapable of putting ANYTHING away?! For instance:
-Groceries
-Clothes
-Dishes
-Food he takes out of the fridge
-Amazon packages
-EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

Men are moodier than women. It’s a fact.

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife #couples #truth #couplesTherapy

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

@hotdogspa @KariLakeFox10 LMAO 🤣

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.

#truth #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriedlife #marriage

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

Him: Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin?

Me: Stuff! I’m busy!!!

Him: How about now?! Whatcha doin? Entertain me.

Me:

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems

[Women Wine & Wisdom®️ @WomenWineWisdom]

Today I’m in need of a little #wine

#womenwinewisdom #winelover #givemewine #entrepreneur #tuesdayvibes

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

Well, if you did your own laundry you wouldn’t have this problem, dear! 🤷🏻‍♀️ Now it’s mine!!

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems #laundry

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

Sleep, that thing my husband gets to enjoy...
#marriedpeopleissues #sleepy #marriedlife #stopsnoring #marriedpeopleproblems

[Marissa ☀️🌻💛 @michimama75]

My husband just wears what shirt is on top in the drawer. I don’t understand how he can live life that way. I moved a different shirt to the top and he’s currently wearing it. My mind is blown.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.

#marriedlife

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

I’m so glad I bought groceries so that my husband can eat EVERYTHING within 24 hours. 😒
Seriously, how is this possible?!?

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife #marriedpeopleproblems #food

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: I folded all my shirts.

Wife: Your way or the right way?

Me: I'm refolding all my shirts.

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

How I feel when my husband does the dishes.

(He should seriously do the dishes more often though...)

#marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriage #marriedlife

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

My hubby wants to have kids. He doesn’t seem to understand I already have a baby. Him.

#idontwanttocleanupafter2babies #marriedpeopleissues #marriedpeopleproblems #marriage

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

Every Weekend.

Him: What do u wanna do today?
Me: I don’t care. What do u want to do?
Him: Whatever u want to do.
Me: I don’t care what we do, just choose.
Him: I’ll do whatever u want.

*Goes on until bedtime. Repeats the next day... until death.

#marriedpeopleissues #marriage

[MarriedPeopleIssues @OnlyTheMarried]

When he eats my last chocolate bar 🍫 😭
#marriedpeopleissues #marriage #handsoff #marriedpeopleproblems