Zaan

Old account suspended @OnlyZaan follow me here 🤌🏼

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

Old account got suspended @OnlyZaan ( thanks to the football illiterates I abused daily 😂 )

If you followed me there, please follow me here instead !! Same vibe, new spot, unfiltered. Hit me up 🤌🏼

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

@DrNimoYadav These two dumb & dumber are a curse, when time comes these 2 crooks will face the brunt of their dishonour to their people. 2029 won’t be kind for godi media but also for shameless people like these 🤌🏼

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

He’s gotta be Ugarte’s replacement and in that case he’s a good upgrade but to replace Casemiro we have to go all out for Tonali or Bruno G 🤌🏼

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

Other managers get booked for standing outside the box whilst TerrorTeta gets to abuse the rule every game for whole 90 mins 🤷🏻‍♂️

Controversial maybe, but managers should have a time limit in that box. 30 mins most. Give the spotlight back to the players, free them 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Mikel marshalling his troops 🔭

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

@AnupamPKher @narendramodi @RailMinIndia Neech aur ghinona Aadmi

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

250k for this scrub to do cardio for 10 games every season 😭😭😭

Seriously there’s special privilege for certain passports at this club

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨💰 | Mason Mount’s salary will increase to £250,000-a-week with #MUFC back in the Champions League.

[@samuelluckhurst]

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

@RahulGandhi @RedDevilHarsh28 Then protest for it on the streets, just tweeting won’t help the nation .. we’ll like your tweet and move on but in the streets you’ll be heard by most of the country 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

Mf plays football like he’s scared to leave fingerprints 😭😭😭

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Amadueke in 2026:

15 Matches
0 Goals
0 Assists

STARBOY 💫💫💫

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

I never thought I’d say this but i think Carrick should be given a one year extension unless we can get Enrique or Ancelotti 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

Take away set pieces, crosses and cut backs and Premier League teams will forget how to score goals 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

Take away set pieces, crosses and cut backs and Premier League teams will forget how to score goals 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

Arsenal bottles the league

Man Utd back in Champions league

Jose Mourinho back at a big club

Football might be revived 😭😭😭

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Jose Mourinho preferred candidate of Florentino Perez to become next Real Madrid head coach. Support not universal inside #RMFC but president driving process so 63yo strong contender. ~€3m break clause in Benfica deal. W/ @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/7FqeSOBh68

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

Back in the Champions League after 2 years and the big dream for these football illiterates is to watch James fuckin Garner play against Neves, Vitinha, Pedri etc 😭😭

No surprise the club's in the gutter the standards are cooked 🤌🏼

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

James Garner absolutely superb AGAIN! Would love him back at United

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

@MUFCtheReligion

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

I know this is a failed appointment
I know this season is a write off
I know top 4 is out of question

But i also know that the simp Ole Gunnar Solksjaer was humiliated once again 😭😭 and i also know that I won’t have to see him in the dugout again, small wins ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🛑 Michael Carrick has accepted all conditions of Manchester United contract proposal.

The agreement is almost done and it will be sealed THIS week, as expected.

Here we go, soon. 💣🔙

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

One of the greatest moments in the history of Premier League would be Arsenal bottling it this season 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

He can see straight through his performative act 😂 they all know mf don’t care about the club, just an opportunist playing for personal glory 🤌🏼

[(𝐟𝐚𝐧) 🇵🇹 @SeydinaOfficial]

Quel est le problème entre Lamine Yamal et Rashford ?

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

@RoshanKrRaii At this point you’re either on satan’s side or you’re against him and China no matter what we say are fighting against the Satan lot and their lapdog nations 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

For 20 years I’d watch 3-4 Premier League games every week. Now I can barely sit through one, that’s how dead it is 🤌🏼 and this right here ??

This ain’t even dark arts anymore… it’s pure satanism 😭

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

30 - Arsenal took 30 minutes and 51 seconds to restart play against Brighton last night, their highest total in a Premier League match this season. Delayed.

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

@randomswisslol Oh yes this game we’ve been shit but even the goal we’ve scored is a top goal.. we don’t see teams play through balls anymore .. it’s Jha to robotic and rigid

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

I’m not even joking when i say that Man Utd at the moment play the best football in England across the league 🤌🏼

[Zaan @OnlyZaaan]

It’s time to start Sesko and drop Amad. He’s such a coward man, always taking the safer option, always 🤌🏼🤌🏼