Keelan.

Dumb ex-film student.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

@_PKMX My dinner got ruined. I needed to speak my mind.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

Who's buying Chef ketchup? Go away.

[JHall @ntbtstm]

Kumail after each task

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

@_PKMX

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

Decided to tune into the Toy Show for the first time in years and was immediately hit by a vision of myself from primary school hitting a 6 7

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

@RFV_78 damn right brother. tell it how it is. woke isn't back because it never left!

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

Observing a moment of silence.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

@montysfb Don't worry I'll do it myself if it's shite

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

@liamgallagher @NoelGallagher sort your brother out for fuck sake

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

Buzzing after Oasis' phenomenal return last night. Been a fan since a youngun. Those close to me know how hard 2009 was for me, with the Oasis split and Jeff Hardy's career ending loss to CM Punk, but seeing the brothers hand in hand, belting tunes out together... pure magic man.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

@liamgallagher @liamgallagher

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

@_PKMX Never in my fucking life seen this what the fuck is this???

[Bob Vylan @BobbyVylan]

Silence is not an option.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

@whereisrufus_ What did you seize his cocaine for? Give it back.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

Another prick child to mercilessly bully Daddy Pig. The fucker can't ever catch a break.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mummy Pig has given birth to her third child, a daughter named Evie.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

Lads what are we even playing at anymore?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A Darth Vader AI teammate that talks to you is now available in Fortnite.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

The auld podcast is still going. Big changes on the horizon. This time we talk about David Lynch. Next time we will also talk about David Lynch. Please stay tuned!

[Yeah No, No Yeah @ynnypod]

On this latest episode of YNNY, With the passing of the great David Lynch, we decided to go through his filmography together and discuss his work in his honour. We also discuss the 2025 Oscars, the cast of Avengers: Doomsday and more!
https://t.co/KAjSgKvk9r

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

Happy birthday to the man whose work singlehandedly changed the way I think and feel. I would not be the same person I am today without works like Eraserhead and Twin Peaks, and the world of art will not be the same without him. Watch a David Lynch movie today if you can. RIP.

[Keelan. @Only__Shallow]

Deleting this nightmare of an app. I'm on that other yoke sky thing under onlyshallow as well. I will still be using this on desktop from time to time so do not berate me if I tweet a stupid thought in the future. One last tweet before I get rid of this fucking yoke...