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and I object to language like that as well! I will NOT be called a budget hotel!

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“There’s all what’s in there!”

“I’ve got a stitch. It might actually be the kidney reversing the piss back up it”

“I helped everyone today, did you not see?”

“I’m doing the calander, finally”

“You just have to be crystal clear, a single to Dubrobin please”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“We’re celebrating you! Ooooh… have I won?!”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

"my armpit has muscles, I didn’t even know that"

“Do you know why my skin is so shit? I’ve sat in my own bath water and washed my face”

“I know that’s a drug, I’ve done my history on it”

“I’m gonna choke on these kernels in a minute”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“Aw Ladlow, look at the rock!”

"It’s actually a dog, a rock dog"

"I’ve got a breast in chest infection"

“If I had a mansion there’d be one rule: everyone can fuck off!”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“I want the cat to talk so I can tell him convostories”

“I was waiting for my fish and I got my dog instead”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“I’ve just listened to two interviews back to back. What’s next?”

“I’ve been *** by frozen chips”

"If that light comes on I’m gonna go off it"

“I’m getting a bit on the Willy”

“Oooh it’s like New York BURP”

“I wanna sit closer so I can hate listen”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“Whatever that is, has gotta be disabled or something”

“Are ya spinning it in the little gap that I made?"

“Hear thee!!! Hear thee!!! Everyone can fuck off!”

"Can I put my plate next to yours with a posh pork belly??"

“What a shit storm 2025 has been for me”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“I seen ya through the glass!”

“I’ve got a slit, so I can’t go to the kitchen”

“I’ll put a mirror in your face so you can see yourself”

“We’re playing scrabble... aww no, I’m not on the right QR Code”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“It might be a small hole but I’ve crammed it in”

“I don’t care if I come back cabbaged”

“We pretty but”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“Get me a Tong dog blanket!”

“You’re backwards!”

“Your arse is massive!”

“I can’t see it, it’s behind me”

“Is that what you really want? A TGI?”

“Ya love me don’t ya?”

“Excuse me, have you seen the whippets”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“My brain already said ya name so I just had to say the rest of it”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“Listen about this, I like the scripts!”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

“Oh, he’s jumped out of the window? Where's his bank card?”

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

Walks into Superdrug:

"Do you do straws?"

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

"Hey pretty baby princess! Let's take another photo!"

"Excuse me!"

"Excuse me!"

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

"Would you like an upgrade?"

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

21st January 2025 - "I've given you a lot of compliments. What about me?"

"...cut the camera".

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

4th May 2024 - "Get out of my life! ... and then come back into it!"

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

15th May 2025 - "Coined around. Yem. Hoyed. Found wedding certificate."

[ʎuuɐp @Onlyforthestar5]

14th May 2025 - “Someone just farted inside the toilets… mustn’t be well”