Only Eastern Suburbs

Everyday questions & comments about life in the capital of Australia, the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney.

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

Serious problem with summer is how to smoothly transition from fake tan to real tan #bigproblems #tan #summer #beachbody

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Breaking News: Melbourne women try to look sophisticated in stupid #fascinators https://t.co/IpYyZrJv2w

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The most stylish Derby Day ever https://t.co/9yH8iacgA1

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

Someone just asked me to go to Surry Hills. I was like "eww do I need my passport?" #easternsuburbs

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

@aaronwhiteman unless you are watching vivid from your luxe boat on the harbour. How pleb #peasentswalk

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

A cop tried to ticket ME for double parking outside the @InterConHotels. Like double parking is allowed in the East DUH#rangerover #parking

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Popping bottles of French Champas & doing lines off the toilet seats at Sippy #classy #doublebay #sydneyssocialelite

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@EastSuburbsMums thank you for being upper crust female role models. I too hope I can one day get the palmy house in the divorce #palmbeach

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

Bondi beach can be split south to north into Surfers, Tourists, South Africans, Gay Men, Families and Hipsters #BondiBeach

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@smh what about the women who have children who regret having them?

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

Breaking news: White #Audi A7 with licence plate "CNVICTD" in #doublebay. Driver states only of white collar crime #onlyintheeast #bankers

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

If men in the Eastern Suburbs are so rich why they can't afford to feed their wives? Or are they on a hunger strike for the new #Porsche ?

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

Hipster service aka no service #Bondi #hipster #shaveyoupeasent

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

"Just bought my first house in double bay" says 24 PR fashion blogger, "Dad put up 100k but it's an investment" #investment #PR #property

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@theage Diabetes & obesity are leading causes of death. Your wish may yet be granted. #bacon #cholesterol #deathbybacon

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

License plate spotted in Vaucluse on new @TeslaMotors says "SMUG" reads "dickhead" #onlyintheeast #vaucluse #Tesla

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

@7NewsSydney how about they just keep paying more taxes and we put that money towards free childcare for everyone? #Whattaxesweremeantfor

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

The secret to weight loss is not eating #BreakingNews #omg #solves #obesity #crisis @VeepHBO

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

@1alexcam as an Aussie I kind of wish it was Austria who played....and lost not us

[Only Eastern Suburbs @OnlyintheEast]

Double bay banker buys 250k car. Drives 30kmph the 4kms to & from the office everyday #easternsuburbs #doublebaydoublepay #news