Onrywan

UW ‘25

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Some old lady misspelled my name today as “Malaca” so I took a pen to her pupil.

An eye for an i, bitch

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Life is really about who’s got the nicest ass, and let me tell ya, I’m sitting pretty.

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If lesbians use protection is it called safety scissoring?

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I don’t think people realize the political sway Taylor swift has, with one endorsement she can change the minds of millions.

Thank god she’s not from Germany.

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Just busted a nut looking at her Linkedin

call that a "work-related incident"

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I’m carrying the entire rap industry on my back call me Kendrick lumbar

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Some guy told me I'm basically Jewish because my name is Malacai.
I guess instead of a yamaka I just perpetually wear my Logitech G432 Wired Gaming Headset with surround sound capabilities.

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@ZamnZali GET ME IN THERE DAWG

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

RT IF YOU HATE THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON

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@ZamnZali reported on several accounts

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*weezer guitar riff plays*

[2DArray @2DArray]

when you need to shoot exactly four evenly-spaced dudes

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@hcpeful Bro even ate the plastic sauce containers 😬

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@ZamnZali @Giants Riz get on the field and how em how it’s done

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@sullycide It baffles me how many platforms ruin their UI just because they want to make changes

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THIS IS A MESSAGE TO PRESIDENT OBAMA:

IM CURRENTLY STRANDED IN THE HEART OF POOPOOPEEPEE LAND AND REQUIRE IMMEDIATE EXTRACTION

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@ZamnZali NAHHHHH BRO THATS CRAZY

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@ZamnZali Oh wait like the new halo? Nah

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@ZamnZali I do

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Fish love me. I’m scared of women

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@nataliemc8rath @OWCavalry Never thought I’d see tweets from you about overwatch

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@ZamnZali nah don’t question mark me you eat ass bro that’s nasty