Onsongo

Stoic

[Thatswhatshesaid @Neema_M11]

Wazee watatuua na mawaidha zao za kishenzi

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

I totally understand them but I’m not changing my tweeting style. This is who I am - A functional degenerate

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

If she looking at Lord Future like that then she’s unfortunately already under his Genjutsu, we can only pray for her now.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I’ve learned that doing too much for people doesn’t make them value you more.

[°Ocampo🇦🇷🇰🇪™ @Ocampolaw_1]

Kikuyu landlord watching you relocate from his rentals to the neighbourhood rentals that are also his.

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I don’t know if he wanted me to write about someone else’s dog 😂

[Ropem @rofprayer]

@lynn_ngugi1 This is exactly why the tax base never expands. The government goes after the low-hanging fruit (salaried employees and registered SMEs) because auditing cash-based, multi-billion shilling cartels is too difficult or politically inconvenient.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Wanawake huwa hawaamini their IQ means nothing kwa mambo ya kimwili.

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".

[Quack Doctor, QD. @Mainah_Joseh]

Mimi ni Simba dia. Jambo.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

As a man learn to be dangerous & unpredictable. Don't go telling your wife every move you make, toka kwa nyumba enda Congo, wacha apigiwe simu aambiwe umeshikwa na Rebels.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Baby formula is used to cut meth, coke and heroin. Labda ni Walter White anakufungia jicho mrembo. Let him cook.

[️ ️ ️ ️ @StrenjaDenja]

unarushia your corporate baddie a philosophical conundrum in the morning to challenge her mind na office husband anamuuliza "leo unavaa thong ama unakam ukiwa commando"

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Where is the 2/3 gender rule when the world needs it?

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Villagegirl🌹 @wambuiMwangay]

@_mr_mutinda Mnashangaa mbona mtoto ako na tremors akiamka kumbe ni lock hamjamtoa😂😂

[Okowa Nashon @OkowaNashon]

SOON we shall have three-bedroom apartments of 50sqm in Kilimani/Kileleshwa. It is a stiff race to the bottom.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Coolkid ingine nilipatiwa na Mzee rafiki yangu niingize yeye Manual labour angalau apunguze uzembe,on monday son came to meet me wearing Crocs and sweatpants. Hapo ndio nilijua wamenipatia bladfakin

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Your mum is an OG

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Think of any famous romantic story, it either ends in tragedy or in one person sacrificing their entire existence for the other one.

Be creative, not romantic in your pursuits. Anyone that demands romance from you is chasing the high from the idea of love, not love itself.