Zeke Onstott

Simply That Guy

[willie “the kid” davis @WillieCok]

Couldn’t happen to a worse group of people

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK!

CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK!

UNCURSED!

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[CHAMPION KAY 🔥🏆 @Ayyykay_]

I watched the Knicks draft Kevin Knox in a fucking Fortnite suit

THIS SHIT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME

[Jim McGuire @jimcmcguire]

If Virginia redistricting goes through, Staunton, VA will be represented by a Congress member from Fairfax County.

Fairfax is farther away from Staunton than it is from New Jersey.

[Cam Walsh @CamWalsh27]

PUT SUPER SLUGGERS ON THE SWITCH

[Savanah Tujague 🇺🇸🇦🇷 @savanah2j]

COUNTRY ROADS IS ABOUT WESTERN VIRGINIA THIS IS A HILL I WILL DIE ON

[julia @juumelo_]

seeing a beautiful girl drink a guinness is like seeing a dog skateboard

[Smokey “Trustfund” McPot @smokeymcburnn]

Shit went triple nuclear in 2015 😂😂

[Mr. Chicken @5on_it]

Ben McAdoo benched my hero for this buffoon man. I’ll never forgive him

[user @user84829272]

Basic Costco members should not be allowed to look Executive Members in the eyes

[Will 🏡 @_suburbanwill]

got full after one plate…

[Zeke Onstott @OnstottZeke]

@DavidVonderhaar Thabk you for Black Ops 3

[SleeperYankees @SleeperYankees]

Tex was so special, man.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Watched EDDINGTON last night and that cute little bear didn’t show up at all

[ScreenTime @screentime]

‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is reportedly in development

(via: @DanielRPK)

[Dalton Feely @dfeely14]

Sonny Gray tonight:

9.0IP
1H
0ER
0BB
11K
89 Pitches

He is the only pitcher in MLB HISTORY to throw 9.0IP / 1 or less hits / 0ER / 0BB / 11+K / in under 90 pitches

ONE OF THE BEST PITCHING PERFORMANCES EVER!

[coopz @Coopz___]

some six year old jewish kid couldn’t get a KAT jersey cause you took his youth medium