Michael “2 pounds of bees!”
Corey “so...at least 2 bees”
Michael “😡 hundreds!! I have no idea how many bees are in a pound!!”
#lifeofahistorian#itsgot2beesonit
Joel: “Don’t pee violently up!”
Jessica: Girls can’t do that...”
Joel: “I bet you could if you did a handstand and pushed really hard.”
#soupdelivery#thesick#morepoopthanglitter
People look at me and say “Joel, how do you do it? How are you such a tidy, clean boi?!” And I say golly, it just comes naturally. #kitchencleanup#cleanupsong