Dan Gleaballs

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Unreal technique from Emery

[Dan Gleaballs @Onwards_0]

@LeahRay44 Giving you the best 10 seconds you've ever had.

[I AM SATURDAY @I_AM_SATURDAY]

This is what DraftKings thought Bella Mir would look like on Contender Series (she lost as a -3600).

#DWCS

[Dan Gleaballs @Onwards_0]

@misslucyskye Isn't their entire business model based on depicting sexual or intimate activity in exchange for money?

[𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐧𝐓𝐲𝐦𝐞 @JustynTyme_]

[📢 Sound up] Gotta admit, this is pretty accurate:

[Dan Gleaballs @Onwards_0]

@misslucidlave Hog tied on the floor POV.

[Pop Feed @wildfreakouts]

Grandson puts Al footage of his grandma in her favorite movie 😂

[𝐆𝐚𝐣 ✯ @yanitedgaj]

Oi who made this 😭😭

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[Alex Noonan @AlexNoonan6]

I am continuously amazed by how much better this is than the original song

[Kaeru 🎮 @MemeCryptoFR]

🎮 Steam accueille bientôt un simulateur de… grattage de testicules 😭

Ball Scratch Simulator est un jeu d'infiltration complètement absurde dont l'objectif est simple : se gratter discrètement les testicules dans des lieux publics sans se faire repérer.

Plus les témoins sont nombreux, plus le défi est difficile. Il faut attendre que les gens détournent le regard, choisir le bon moment… et éviter que votre niveau de suspicion n'explose.

Le développeur promet six environnements différents, des objets à débloquer, un système de score avec classements mondiaux et même un mode VR, où il faudra reproduire le geste en réalité virtuelle.

Le jeu est annoncé pour ce mois-ci sur Steam.

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

I was in a bookshop today and I asked an assistant, “Do you have Rupert Lowe’s book on UK immigration policy?”

The bookseller angrily said,
“Fuck off - get out and stay
out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do
you have it in paperback?“

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Doubtless the Scottish government will tell us that if we think men full of cross sex hormones who get a thrill out of babies latching on to their chemically enhanced chests is blatant child abuse, you are a transphobe.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

This is what Zack Polanski has just posted on his instagram.

If I was to post anything as inciteful then I would expect to be arrested, and so should Polanski.

[Dan Gleaballs @Onwards_0]

@Sargon_of_Akkad

[aud @mbappefc10]

the 3rd place humiliation match on saturday: