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Mayhem / quotes from the Beyond The Great Tree dnd campaign |🏈Edgar🏈|🐣Pigeon🐣|🗡Crow🗡|📎Kai📎|🍞Dakota🍞|🧍Tommy🧍|header by @pigeontuxedo

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Read our carrd!!!!! https://t.co/SubfQAkPAN

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Praise Him. All Hail to the Vigilant One.

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Anyone else think that schools should be forced to teach about Helm to further the moral growth of the children? No? Just me?

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reenacting scott pilgrim by killing borgashs evil ex boyfriend!

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Breaking News: The Tree Five are angsty again. Who could see that one coming?

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#BORGASH: And?
#MAYVE: …Do you think cows can defend themselves…???

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#BORGASH: …and that’s why I eat animals but not plants!
#MAYVE: So let me get this straight: You eat meat because animals can defend themselves, but not fruits and vegetables because plants are defenseless?
#BORGASH: Exactly!
#MAYVE: …But you’re eating beef? Like, from a cow?

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Which grave.

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#JACIEL (from the grave): Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

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#JACIEL (from the grave): Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

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Eigth is Necromancy! Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.

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Eigth is Necromancy! Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.

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Hey everyone, Mayve Byrimn here! If you're interested in learning, or controlling, your magic, here's a comprehensive explanation on the eight schools of magic! A thread. 🧵(1/9)

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Seventh is Transmutation! This school of magic is based around manipulating physical properties, like water or earth. However, some spells under Transmutation, like Heat Metal, can be very helpful in battle. (8/9)

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Attention! Borgash Ukrin is drinking at 6 o’ clock in the morning. Someone help him.

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It’s my first day of Helm training, I hope they don’t find out I killed the Grand Priest…

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While writing this, it seems like our lawyer has quit after seeing her new caseload. Aww man.

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The Tree Five have hired a new lawyer. No more criminal charges. We are heroes, NOT felons.