TJ - The Squirrel Guy

This account is now dedicated to the Classification and Biography of Squirrels

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and

[TJ - The Squirrel Guy @Oogle184]

NAME: Walter Whet

TYPE: Water Squeak

BIO: Walter was born into a family of ducks. When he finally realized he was different, it was already too late. His family was already imprinted on him. Now he wanders the streets looking for damp places and nuts.

#Nutty

[TJ - The Squirrel Guy @Oogle184]

Name: Peter Pan!

Type: Big Ear Squirrel

Bio: Little Peter was always told that he would do great things. . . A shame what happened.

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[TJ - The Squirrel Guy @Oogle184]

Name: George Bush

Type: ???

Bio: Not much is known about George. She is often seen in the shadows. Occasionally she has been sighted going in and out the Gard’s back door. Some have concocted complicated conspiracy theories, but nothing has been confirmed.

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[TJ - The Squirrel Guy @Oogle184]

Name: Tom Hanks

Type: The Quiet Type

Bio: Tom’s parents had a sense of humor. He was named after the famous actor and shares a distant relationship. For a short while, Tom planned on pursuing an acting career himself, but found it difficult to break given his name.

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[TJ - The Squirrel Guy @Oogle184]

Name: Tang Trash

Type: Trashy Boi

Bio: Tang enjoys picking up trash off the ground and building little figuringes which he then sells at local farmer’s market. It is his only source of income. His wife Tangelini is not happy with the venture, but supports him out of love. #Nuts

[TJ - The Squirrel Guy @Oogle184]

Name: Everett Earnest

Type: Forever Green

Bio: Everett is an avid character on the free style rapping scene. He spends his weekends practicing to YouTube playlists of popular Karaoke tunes in order to diversify his styles and techniques. He is single and is looking for love.

[TJ - The Squirrel Guy @Oogle184]

Name: Spunky Pete

Type: Tree Lover

Bio: Father of three, Pete is very excited to be out and about after several months of cold isolation. He enjoys climbing and dancing to EDM on the weekend. On the weekdays he works a 9:00-5:00 as an arborist.

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