Jesse

📚 🔬 🌿 | ⛰️☀️ 🐡 🐠 Be a fountain, not a drain. | Born in the 716 🦬

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

It’s really not that hard, @espn...

Learn from the pros.

[Steven Pappas @StevenPappasTV]

I’m not joking when I say, that was the silkiest sequence of hockey I’ve ever seen.

Just straight FILTH.

#TeamUSA

[Jesse @OolanX]

You never need a dictator. Da fuck

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: "Usually they say, 'he's a horrible dictator-type person.' I’m a dictator. But sometimes you need a dictator."

[Status Coup News @StatusCoup]

🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @ZDRoberts after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️

[Duane Steinel @DuaneS39]

There is no chance that they should ever go back to the old helmets after seeing this.

Red Helmets are elite.

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

This is the video. Tre’Davious White stopping in his tracks to watch the closing video at Highmark Stadium as Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls plays 🥹

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

LONGEST TD RUN BY A BILLS QB IN HISTORY ‼️

#ProBowlVote + @JoshAllenQB

📺: FOX

[John Ball Zoo @JBZOOGR]

Frosty the Snow-Hippo is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow, but Hugo did know
How he came to life one day! ✨

Hugo met his frosty twin this past weekend. ☃️ Made by our animal care team and packed with yummy veggies, this tiny snowman was love at first bite. 🥕

[Jesse @OolanX]

@Ed_DoinResearch @emilyreadey

[Jesse @OolanX]

The comment section under this post is pure gold. 😂

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.

As a Jewish American I still support this 100%

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

No matter how many times you’ve watched it, Max the dog playing with his duck friend Fred never fails to make your day

[Jesse @OolanX]

LMAO

[kilatemkila @kilatemkila]

@Chad_Hominem_ this is literally exactly what happened with me. rarely smoked and overdosed and have had a panic attack, have struggled with anxiety since.

[Jesse @OolanX]

@TheGoblinnn Brother, you’ve already played GTA 6 IRL

[Jesse @OolanX]

Is the WH X account just a parody now?

Brainless 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The map that made the left cry.

Never forget. 🏆

[Jesse @OolanX]

This shit is so funny to me

[Seth Rosenberg @SethGRosenberg]

My experience voting in NYC:

1. No ID required
2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row
3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot
4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row

[Justus General @JA17MVPs]

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