Oomps

[Oomps @Oompieee]

Michigan!

[Oomps @Oompieee]

@langton_corey Dude. You don't even watch basketball. The highlights don't count.

[Hannah Rodgers @_hannahrodgers]

Stop using the R-word
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[Oomps @Oompieee]

“I’m like falling asleep. Let’s play like Go Fish or something.”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Joel Embiid will undergo surgery to repair an orbital fracture of his left eye. Pending the results, Embiid could return to play in 2-4 weeks, a source told @ZachLowe_NBA.

[Oomps @Oompieee]

@langton_corey 👀⚾️

[Oomps @Oompieee]

@TayGet_ That is gold

[Oomps @Oompieee]

Last day of the work week. #YesSir

[Oomps @Oompieee]

Coool! #NOT

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

When you get to the drive-thru window and they tell you the ice cream machine is broken.

[Oomps @Oompieee]

@diggidydiver KUDNU1993

[Oomps @Oompieee]

Porker called me annoying. Has he ever listened to himself bitch and complain while talking in circles non stop?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Marvin Bagley III declares for the NBA Draft after 1 season at Duke, he announced on his Instagram.

[Duke Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB]

“I always dreamed of coming here and being part of this tradition, and it was a great experience for me the whole year.”

#TheBrotherhood #DukeintheNBA 🔵😈

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The McDonald's McFlurry machine is always down because it must undergo a four-hour-long heat-cleaning cycle to kill bacteria every day.

[Oomps @Oompieee]

@jaredmash I can name three other comedies that are funnier.

[Oomps @Oompieee]

First and last time I’ll ever watch Rosanne. #BAD