Oonts McCrypto

Skiing tits deep.

[Everardo Rodrigues Jr. @everardoadv]

Ver a corrida de Interlagos pela câmera onboard do Verstappen parece videogame. Chega na zona de frenagem da curva, todo mundo diminui o ritmo e ele só vai engolindo os carros.
Absurdo demais!!! GOAT!!!

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

@Xfinity just put me through 7 hours on the phone to be told they can’t accommodate me after their employee gave me wrong information on one of their plans. No help from them at all. Customer service walked me in circles & the ‘supervisor’ was as rude as could be. #xfinitymobile

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

@ChipotleTweets Your new prices are exactly why the middle class is disappearing. This is disgusting.

[George @BehizyTweets]

BREAKING: President Trump's Secret Service paid Hollywood Director Michael Bay to produce a Super Bowl recruiting ad to get the best of the best signed up.

Trump wants to make sure another Butler disaster NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN. This is the fastest way to replace all the DEI hires.

Secret Service recruitment is at a pathetic low, so this will definitely boost their numbers. Only the best should guard American presidents.

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

@denversmayor You’re an idiot and you ruined one of the most beautiful cities in the country.

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

Mayor Mike Johnston is the biggest pussy on the planet. Get out of our country.

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

Called the @DenverPolice for 3 individuals smoking crack on the child’s playground in Jefferson Park. Asked for immediate response, got yelled at, and didn’t see cops arrive after waiting 20 minutes.

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

Kamala’s commercial just made me throw up. I spent 20 minutes looking into policy and she’s a crook thief and liar.

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

SAHN

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

My life is the Truman Show.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

Shit on my face and call me a fucker.

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

I also have a broken foot and am still going to ski the rest of the season, deplete my financials, then go.

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

I’ve been thinking about it and it is in my best financial interest if I pass away.

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

@ScienceGuys_ astronauts before this mug

[Trent Frederic’s Burner @tfreddy42]

Damn I’m handsome

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

fuck Trouba

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Jacob Trouba has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for high sticking Trent Frederic https://t.co/Vpmk5P4T9K

[Candide Thovex @CandideThovex]

Few turns

[Oonts McCrypto @OontsMcCrypto]

@OnMackNem If these guys were in the halftime show I would know the budget was 1/4 what they just spent in Harlow.