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Ramblings of a low rate Capt. Not the messiah, just a very naughty boy. Views are mine alone blah blah blah....no but seriously they are mine!!

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Watching #Zulu with the parents, forgot about the MOST 2Lt argument in any film EVER...

Chard: "What is the date of your commission?"

Bromhead: "1872..May..don't tell me, you have seniority?"

Chard: "1872, February"

Bromhead: "There are such things as gifted amateurs"

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@LineWallah I think it’s more than just “unbecoming”, it is the antithesis of the values and standards that the same people would argue that they live by.
They are welcome to fuck around but they don’t want to find out.

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@Rosinacarley @fightingsailor You’re probably safe

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If even remotely true then the veterans involved should be reinstated dishonourably discharged.

Imagine using a day of respect for the day to pull a political stunt!

If it ever were true then it’s final proof that there are a set of veterans who just want it to be about them.

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Its happening, veterans have decided they WILL turn their backs on Keir Starmer at the cenotaph on Sunday.

This is huge. Brace yourselves.

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Hi @PhilipIngMBE you do realise that some people believe that Kemi Badenochs policies border on the fascist side of right wing, you happy with your defence of her?

Is your opinion professional or personal?

[Philip Ingram MBE 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇺🇦 @PhilipIngMBE]

@AdamJSchwarz I think Lammy and a few others have already sabotaged delicate UK- UK relations. In UK speak - Labour =
Democrats and Starmer = Biden (but with less personality)

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@ghost_wales @rachel Free market economics will save us though? Surely?!! I mean, it’s the political panacea.

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@Heinousalmond6 @BucksheeSSgt @The_RE_LE 🤷‍♂️ we had an email today but I guess it depends on when the change was made and how it is being communicated down.

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Can’t wait for HDT Automatic to end on 1 Nov 24 so that I can manually claim my 6 day working week.

…I’m assuming that increasing my lethality through a gym session and a brunch is a valid work output.

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@Heinousalmond6 @BucksheeSSgt @The_RE_LE JSP 752 has been updated so even if not being enforced then it won’t be policy soon anyway.

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@Matt_Makinson @The_RE_LE Update to JSP 752 with effect from 1 Nov 24 - according to my Admin Office

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@PhilipIngMBE @RhonddaBryant

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@BrigWilly I really should have thought of that when the meeting organisers designated the order of dress! 🤦‍♂️

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The amount of meetings that I attend in civilian clothing has me asking:

Are we a military that’s desperate to be a business?

The Army gave me business clothes so why I wear them to industry partner meetings 🤷‍♂️

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@TheBlackLancer I genuinely believe it’s the army driving this, we’re an army of business Walts sometimes

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@pdobbers People would actually keep their kit in good order

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Looks like someone has been sneaking extra protein options!

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@A_HolderTwomlow @MilitaryBanter Even Pot Noodle water has some colour to it

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Thoughts for boring meetings:

“How many buttons do you think exist in the world”