Fast Eddy Trading & Contrarian Takes

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[Fast Eddy Trading & Contrarian Takes @OpEdWealth]

How to retire off $1000.

1. Buy SnP CFDs at 0.01 lots with a hypothetical BLOW UP stop loss not placed at a cost -averaged price below 1700. YOLO. Stop loss = who cares. Bread lines.

Set take profit at retirement. Add along the way.

PRAY.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Israel’s finance minister Smotrich just wrote this.

Israelis are a danger to humanity.

[𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙖𝙖 @arkaavs]

Wemby already won his championship against OKC so this means nothing to him

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

The Knicks made that fundamental leap where you think they’re really playing like shit and then you look at the score and it’s not bad at all

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[e @eulerianham]

do gay people do the accent when they’re alone

[Margiela 💋 @WITHNO100S]

I think Jadakiss should perform the national anthem for the first game at MSG

[John Ewing @johnewing]

A bettor at @BetMGM has wagered $445,000 on the @nyknicks to cover in Game 2:

$200,000 on Knicks +10.5 -225
$100,000 on Knicks +9.5 -200
$20,000 on Knicks +9.5 -185
$50,000 on Knicks +8.5 -170
$35,000 on Knicks +7.5 -145
$20,000 on Knicks +6.5 -120
$20,000 on Knicks +5.5 -105

This is the same ladder bettor as before! 🪜

Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER

[jbulltard @jbulltard1]

The uptrend broke, the market looks awful but the greatest pumper in history says we should not panic. I actually believe him.

[naiive @naiivememe]

Hi boss, just kidding. I’m not quitting. The bull market is cancelled.

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Haralabos Voulgaris @haralabob]

In 1995 the richest man in the world was Bill Gates with a networth that fluctuated around 10-12B

in 2026 Two great men Michael Saylor and Tom Lee are sitting on unrealized losses of approximately 10-12B

What a time to be alive.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[lynk @lynk0x]

Going broke sucks.

But going broke using your money to try to make more money is a different type of pain.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000

A guy getting around 30% support got 0 out of 24,000.

Astronomically small probability of happening.

Impossible.

California no longer even hides it.

Doors need to be kicked in.

[T.D. Leaker @TdLeaker]

Canada is being run and manipulated like a private business, outwardly amazing with incredible cherry picked stats. Debt being spent on hand picked consultants like they are rare grapes from mars. And suddenly - boom - bankruptcy out of nowhere, and a perfect explanation of the crisis that everyone nods yes uh huh to.

CEO Carney knows what he is doing.

[Max Prime @MatrixPrime_]

Whoever wants the BITCOIN BOTTOM

it's
$17,000

pay me or @Runitup858

NOT GIVING OUT SHIT FOR FREE
WE ARE TO GOOD AT THIS

[Ted Logan @TedLogan1010]

How is everyone enjoying their free-range slavery?

[Fren @0xFrenxbtdotxrp]

The best trader I know went broke four times and killed himself.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Most underrated pitcher of the 80s? I’ll ride with Dave Stieb. This glorious son of a bitch was taking no-hitters into the 9th inning all the fucking time back in my day.

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

Let me get this straight, you turtle boys spend $800 a week on pizza and you’re shocked you still live in a sewer?