THE MARTiAN

A spiritual being having a human experience.
An Artiste.

[Sripad @falsewinger]

It's not ethical to talk about players from other clubs, but it's fine to hold multiple meetings with other clubs while under contract. 🥱

[Basil @basilabia]

It took 25 years to deliver 270 housing units.

Lateef Jakande cannot believe his eyes.

[THE MARTiAN @OpeJoshua]

I remember the video with the sls in it. Crazyy

[Hit-Boy @Hit_Boy]

Is this the first time anybody ever cleared a song live on a podcast? shout bro @KiDCuDi for clearing Old School Caddy to drop
this friday !

[himotheé chalamet @initheog]

shout out my parents for fighting every retarded nigerian adult that tried to make me feel a type of way for being left handed. i love being left handed

[RB Jaeger. 💫 @RosebudAnwuri]

“You’re absolutely right — I was wrong”

[Davido @davido]

Omg this guy is a fool

[Hannah Rachel @hannahmuktar]

Anytime there’s an election by the corner, these clerics will start crawling out and pushing the religious card. Meanwhile Muslims are slaughtered everyday by same Muslims but you’ll never see them showing empathy or holding the government accountable. Tirrr walahi

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

Brilliant submission. Would have been nice if he had an opportunity to serve in government.

[Channels Television @channelstv]

“Where professors are aiding illiterates to rig elections... and people sing 'On your mandate we shall stand', whether stolen or not.”

Speaking at the 2026 Goodluck Jonathan Democracy Dialogue in Bauchi State, NDC Presidential Candidate Peter Obi decries the decline of democratic integrity and judicial independence in Nigeria, calling on citizens to reject the normalisation of electoral malpractice.

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

After undergoing successful knee misalignment surgery in Italy, Prophet Awour returned to Kenya 🇰🇪 and resumed his mission of healing the sick and the crippled.

[• @gnf_ogo]

never for once called Donald trump to the situation in NIGERIA as a whole but he’s calling trump to the situation in Osun state because of his uncle 👏🏾👏🏾

[Anti-Agbado! @Oserume1]

David, your uncle is an enemy of progress!

[Father Chopmas @TweetingChop]

Well obviously, that club could never admit it’s just a friendly when it makes up for 34.7% of their ‘trophy’ count.

[THE MARTiAN @OpeJoshua]

@GodMotherCFC Papalele 😂😂😂

[Davido @davido]

There’s no way in heaven he typed this 😂

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Professors are rigging elections for illiterates and certificate forgers.

SANs are going on TV to defend certificate forgers and perjurers.

A country where morality is thrown to the dogs can not gain true prosperity.

Tinubu came to destroy Nigeria kpata kpata

[Sean Nelson @Sean_ADFIntl]

BBC not only promoting Islamic morality police here, but ignoring the real news of this mass wedding that is causing an uproar in Nigeria 🇳🇬, where a top Sheikh called Christians “infidels,” promoted Muslim dominance over Christians & the governor of Kano laughed.

Disgraceful.

[Lawrence @EkunweL]

I don't know mehn, did trees and grasses offend us or something?

[THE MARTiAN @OpeJoshua]

Wetin dey sup for Chad?

[Christopher Haslett @CJ_Haslett]

We're neighbors with a "6"

[Oloma Juice 🍋 @islemonjuice]

Immediately Tinubu touched Abuja, Lagos dirty culture followed him.

Interesting times